JESSICA SIMPSON HASN'T FORGOTTEN HER FRIEND LANE GARRISON

Lane Garrison celebrated his 28th birthday behind bars and his good friend Jessica Simpson send him a gift to mark the occasion. Jessica can’t visit Lane, who’s currently serving his sentence for DUI at a facility in Corcoran, California, because she would create a security risk. But she didn’t forget him – Jessica WANTED to send him an iPod, but it wasn’t allowed, so she sent him a practical gift: a hundred postage stamps. Lane often calls Jessica collect from prison and he likes to fill the empty hours by writing letters.

8 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On July 15, 2008 at

   Something for his sore behind would have been equally thoughtful.

2. By pansi
   On July 15, 2008 at

   Maybe she could promise to hook up with him when he gets out. He would be soooo appreciative that he would be at her beck and call, do her errands, etc….kinda like Tom Brady acts with Gisele Bundchen.

3. By Anonymous
   On July 15, 2008 at

   He has his OWN INITIALS as a tat. He rates a 10 on the douchebag scale.

4. By And so it goes
   On July 15, 2008 at

   He has already bought 10 jars of vaseline at the jail commissary.

5. By FLORENCE,OREGON
   On July 15, 2008 at

   WHAT ABOUT ALL THE “EMPTY HOURS” THE VICTIM NO LONGER HAS?

6. By gerard Vandenberg
   On July 15, 2008 at

   Are we forgetting how smart she is?
   SHE SIMPLY CAN’T REMEMBER HIM!!

7. By anonymous
   On July 15, 2008 at

   This was a tragedy. In reading about this man after it happened, I believe he was deeply affected and actually learned his life’s lesson. No, it won’t bring back the victim. But Lane has paid for his error. That said, I hope he works again.

8. By kiss a frog
   On July 16, 2008 at

   Friends ONLY with a man……..Phooey !! The self absorbed sex queen? He’s got a weiner, right? So she likes him, she reeeaaaaly likes him.

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