JESSICA SIMPSON IS LEARNING A FEW THINGS FROM FOOTBALLER ERIC JOHNSON

Eric Johnson is attempting to contribute more than just his charming sportive persona to Jessica Simpson’s life. He’s made up his mind to turn her green. Eric drives a hybrid car and he’s made it clear he’s not thrilled with Jessica’s souped up Range Rover. He already replaced all the light bulbs in her house with the watt savers, he’s cut their water consumption, and is devising new recycling methods for her. Thanks to Eric, Jessica is cultivating an environmental conscience.

Posted by Janet on November 3, 2010

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  1. By Reta
    On November 3, 2010 at

    Yeah, but can he teach her the difference between chicken and tuna?

    (Naw…we wouldn’t want to go expecting too much, now, would we)?

  2. By Reta
    On November 3, 2010 at

    PS…is it ME…or do they have the exact same NOSE?

  3. By Bettye Bluejay
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Maybe the next thing Jessica can switch from is petroleum-based clothes to natural fibers. That dress is a combo of a hooker and a 90 year old lady.

  4. By c2
    On November 4, 2010 at

    that would be the day a male that i am paying for would dare to make a comment about my choice of vehicle. if the bitch don’t like my car – he can get out and walk, “and don’t let the door whack you a*se to the pavement”.

    I wonder if the tin-ass paid for the replacement lightbulbs – whoop de do

  5. By Lenny
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Yeah, but does he have a job and no one cares about this fake eco-concerns. It world will be fine. This world is in God’s hand not man’s.

  6. By Indy
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Don’t exactly know or care what Jessica is learning from Eric. But Eric is learning to enjoy the good life with Jessica’s millions and maybe all the sex tricks she learned from her many lovers, especially (the ummm, very manly) John Mayer.

  7. By Meg
    On November 4, 2010 at

    From what we know Jessica was already going green, saving on toothpaste by brushing twice a week. Eric looks like a dude who saves water while in shower… Go green kids!

  8. By Meg
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Reta,

    Yes, they have the same nose. Eric wears it on odd calendar days plus Stat holidays, Jessica wears it even days. Every 4 years in February a great big fight will erupt in their home. That’s until they switch to Jewish calendar. Then all will be good.

  9. By Palermo
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Two has beens, do I really care what lightbulbs they use?

  10. By SebastianCanada
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Jessica’s men love the pig-skin and grinding on the turf. They also play football.

  11. By Reta
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Sebastian: hahahahaha! Good one!

    I know people that have lived together in long long marraiges often begin to resemble each other, but this is rediculous! Haven’t these two just barely knocked uglies? Maybe the attraction IS that they see their own reflection in their mate and are so mesmerized by their lovers beauty they just have to have it! I wonder how it feels to stare into your own face while having sex?

    Of course, I’m hoping the guy is a bit of a brighter bulb than Jess, cute or no, she’s dim as a can of chicken…or buffalo wings…

  12. By who says
    On November 4, 2010 at

    They actually live together.. Its never been confirmed only with tabloids.
    About the SUV he has no problems with it he drives it more then his Prius.
    Now on the otherside they do seem to get along & have fun so can we just leave them be & see what happens.
    I would like to know if they actually live together for real. Where does janet get her info on this? No one else has it.

  13. By OK now
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Did you see Jess at womens conference.. she did very well & very well spoken.. Excellent job.

  14. By SebastianCanada
    On November 4, 2010 at

    Am I being a prude, or has Jessica been passed around to more football players than the team water bottle?

  15. By Reta
    On November 4, 2010 at

    She’s in a contest with Kim Kardashian..

  16. By wim
    On November 4, 2010 at

    …………just leave the united states behind, folks.
    UNTIL THIS COUPLE IS GONE!!!

  17. By SebastianCanada
    On November 5, 2010 at

    Too bad this is what people are saying about Jessica. If I remember correctly, she had a pretty good voice.

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