Jessica Simpson showed up at the LG Mobile party last night and she broke a cardinal rule of Hollywood when she posed for a photo with her sister Ashlee: Never stand next to someone thinner than you! What WAS she thinking? Ashlee is even wearing BLACK! Standing alone, Jessica looks pretty and well-fed, but next to Ashlee she looks enormous. This photo is going to haunt her – like the mom-jeans picture…


Posted by Janet on May 26, 2010

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  1. By Palermo
    On May 26, 2010 at

    Can’t she afford a bra? That dress is ridiculously too tight. Ashley is too thin, anybody would look fat next to that anorexic.

  2. By CindyLou
    On May 26, 2010 at

    Jessica looks very healthy and NOT fat. Her sister looks almost emaciated. You’ve got to be kidding!

  3. By Li'l Off Broadway
    On May 26, 2010 at

    At 6:10 PM CST on 5/26, Jessica was on Access Hollywood (unless the camera is lying, she is 20 pounds too much). I think she is porking up little by little. I have seen her on Rachael Ray and even tho she does sound dumb, she is really a savvy very rich business woman. Maybe some day she will get a sincere man.

  4. By Kait
    On May 26, 2010 at

    That photo will not haunt her at all. Even with extra lbs., and stuffed like sausage into an uber ugly dress, she still looks great compared to her gaunt, emaciated, sickly, sexless sister.

  5. By CoCo
    On May 26, 2010 at

    There were more flattering pictures from that batch, but it’s not like any sane woman wants to look like Ashlee. She used to be really cute, but she’s lost most of that along with her nose and her curves.

  6. By Mookie
    On May 26, 2010 at

    Jessica isn’t fat she’s just fat for Hollywood. Everyone in Hollywood is a size 0 so if you’re a size 6 you look like a whale in comparison. Her lack of dental hygiene is worst than her weight!

  7. By SebastianCanada
    On May 26, 2010 at

    LOL! Together like that they look like cartoon characters. Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd in drag.

  8. By Reta
    On May 26, 2010 at

    Jess IS a tad on the heavier side now, not FAT, just a bit thicker than usual. It WILL creep up on her if she’s not careful. And Janet, you are right about the visual illusion of this picture: if you cover Ashley Jess looks teeny bit large in this dress, with Ash uncovered she looks MUCH bigger net to the thin Ashley who IS too thin. It’s hard to tell these two are even related, let alone that closely.

  9. By crtb
    On May 26, 2010 at

    Jessica looks fine. It’s her sister that needs to eat something. Hollywood, magazines and websites like this, have distorted what women’s bodies should look like. So when we see a normal sized femal body, we call her fat. There is something wrong when you think size 0 is what a grown adult women is supposed to look like.

  10. By Lenny
    On May 26, 2010 at

    I also don’t think Jessica is fat. Her sister on the other hand just doesn’t look right. Little meat on a woman is not a bad thing.

  11. By Richard Anderson
    On May 26, 2010 at

    Only another women would think that. We men have no problem with this or any other photo of Jess…

  12. By Bettye Bluejay
    On May 27, 2010 at

    Ashlee is a coat hanger and Jessica looks like a really excellent size 6. Naked, Jessica would be fabulous and Ashlee would be extremely painful to look at.

  13. By captain america
    On May 27, 2010 at

    jessica “WRONG” is her second name!!

  14. By crazy off broadway
    On May 27, 2010 at

    leave it to lil off broadway to talk about a woman’s weight.

    jessica looks fine.

  15. By dee cee
    On May 27, 2010 at

    And in a simular manner; Hound dog skinny doopy ashlee should not stand next to a wealthy, beautiful, curvaceous woman.

  16. By Li'l Off Broadway
    On May 27, 2010 at

    I am revising my previous post wherein I said she was maybe 20 pounds too fat. It’s more like 12 pounds. On Rachael Ray, she really did look a wee fat, but that was about 5 weeks ago and maybe she has dropped a few by now. BTW, she made jokes on the RR show that for some reason her appetite has exploded. And that’s no damn joke and it’s not a lie.

  17. By Tinchy
    On May 27, 2010 at

    Yes she have gotten very thick.She is short and extra weight looks heavier on shorties.Sorry,but that the truth!

  18. By Kait
    On May 27, 2010 at

    Jessica’s no size 6. She’s a 10/12 stuffed into a size 6. Her weight is fine. Healthy. It’s her wardrobe choices that are sick. She has Tasteorexia.

  19. By Village
    On May 27, 2010 at

    Jessica is not by any measurement size 6. A size 6 does not have arm fat hanging down. My goodness, this woman is in her 20’s. It’s only going to get worse. Jessica looks like a size 12 to me, and Ashlee looks like a 2 or a 4. Ashlee’s arms aren’t sticklike. She is just really lean. A size six is lean too. There is NOTHING lean about Jessica.

    And I don’t think moving away from Ashlee would help. Even standing on her own, Jessica has morphed into a chunkette. I think she has her father’s fat gene.

  20. By MamaSan
    On May 27, 2010 at

    She needs a man to take the place of her ravenous appetite. She more or less said so.

  21. By clementine
    On May 28, 2010 at

    Its too bad Jessica doesn’t leave Hollywood and find some behind-the-scenes job where she doesn’t have to take the flak for her size. She’s not too big compared to the rest of the US, but in Hollywood, everyone is a size 0 or 2 thanks to eating disorders, drugs and starvation. She would be so much happier away from that life and doing something like a real person. I think Britney Spears should leave that town and go be a Mom to her kids in Louisiana too. Take your money and go live a happy life…

  22. By biscuit
    On May 28, 2010 at

    She is a size 10, almost 12 and that is not a small size for someone 5 foot 3 inches.

  23. By Terry
    On May 28, 2010 at

    Why are black women allowed to be fat? Queen Latifah is gigantic but no one mocks her weight. Jess isn’t fat just meaty IMO. Fat is when you have rolls of fat on your belly and look like a stuffed sausage like that chick from “precious”.

    Ps Biscuit, I think she’s a size 8. Size 8 is ok for her height. Ideally she should be a 6.

  24. By silver
    On June 1, 2010 at

    When did you start getting so catty? You prefer your website to read like dlisted and perezhilton?


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