JESSICA SIMPSON’S WEDDING REGISTRY WILL BE PUBLIC DOMAIN

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It seems that Jessica Simpson just can’t help making money, no matter what she does. Her fans seem to purchase everything she introduces from clothing to shoes and handbags and jewelry. Now that she’s getting married she’s publicly setting up her wedding registry with Macy’s so that everyone can see the list of items she covets. That way, her followers can buy the SAME toasters, sheets, cookware, appliances, dishes, etc from the store that SHE wants for her own home. So if you want to live like Jessica, watch for “Jessica’s Registry” at Macy’s.

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19 thoughts on “JESSICA SIMPSON’S WEDDING REGISTRY WILL BE PUBLIC DOMAIN

  1. She’s wobbly, rich, lacks fashion sense and has tousled bleached hair that my sister calls ‘whore hair’.

  2. Indy, wow, whore hair!!!! Does your sister wear her hair tied back in an old fashion bun!!

    I mean of all things to have a go about, but her hair!!

  3. How much money does one need? I really am tired of JS. I don’t think she has any talent except maybe style. I do love some of her clothing and shoes. She does play the Dumb Blonde role very well though.

    She is lucky enough to have a “Machine for a Father/Agent. Just goes to show where you can get with the right people handling you. Also a big ego helps to. She must truly believe she can sing. She can’t be a very nice person either as she has lost so many good friends over the years. She is probably a very shallow woman.

  4. ^^^^That’s what she always called hair, either that or a bed-head. I’ll have to ask her about the harshness of this observation.

    Muffin: She always looks spacey, but I don’t think it’s from any drugs, that’s just her style.

  5. Oh, Clementine, I love Animal House quotes! The story is that she was drinking sake at a restaurant soon after doing a colon cleanse, thus accounting for her appearance. I must confess that I’ve had similar experiences with sake only without a cleansed colon. And nobody photographed me.

  6. I’ve been waiting for the IQ number to get press on her for years now. Is there a person on the planet who thinks she has any more intelligence that your average Standard Poodle? Altho, they ARE known to be pretty intelligent as dogs go.

  7. psst: BLIND PEOPLE HAVE “DOGS” TO LEAD THEM……
    (that’s why)

  8. Bridal registries are a thing of the past when people are now living together beforehand. And she’s been married before. She doesn’t *need* anything for their home.

  9. As if she doesn’t’t already have everything on the list! Under contract to Macys much…gah.

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