JESUS LUZ HAS A BETTER LIFE, THANKS TO MADONNA

Splitting with Madonna wasn’t the worst thing that could happen to Jesus Luz. Things are looking up on many fronts. First of all Jesus, 24, is in New York getting lots of modeling and DJ jobs, since he became something of a household name. Of course, there are plenty of women who want what Madonna had so his social life is booming. Perhaps best of all, Jesus has learned to enjoy food again – Madonna ran a strict macrobiotic household – and Jesus almost forgot how delicious food can be.

Posted by Janet on December 1, 2010

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  1. By Indy
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Everyone ever associated with Madonna and her bevy of boytoys should get checked immediately for germs, bacteria, STD’s and HIV virus. And they all should be quarantined and an APB put out for those who have had any contact, even French kissing, to get checked monthly for at least a year. Eewwwwww.

  2. By Muffin
    On December 1, 2010 at

    No wonder these men keep leaving her, she is starving them and then neglecting them.

    Madonna needs to forget about “Chasing the Proverbial Fountain of Youth” and just enjoy her life!! She is lucky a lucky lady, sure hope she is enjoying all the gifts that being “The Material Girl” has brought to her life. Like spending quality time with her children.

    Working out 10 hrs a day and eating so rigidly doesn’t sound like much fun to me.

  3. By Indy
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Muffin, lol, and apparently Luz did not take in enough calories for the rigorous, ummm, exercises she put him thru in the old workshop. The workshop, that is, in which she turned the young’uns into real gigolos/men.

  4. By SebastianCanada
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Madonna is not capable of being happy and content, whatever the reason (though she likes to point to losing her mother as a child). She must have and control everything possible. She goes through friends, lovers, collaborators like they are tissues. It will be interesting to see what her children are like, and what they say about her when they are grown, and able to escape her gravitational pull.

  5. By SebastianCanada
    On December 1, 2010 at

    AND…I thought “Jesus” was a household name.

    Indy, shame. I would have expected you to have jumped on that one.

  6. By Indy
    On December 1, 2010 at

    ^^^As you may or may not know, in the Latino world, it’s pronounced Hay-soos.

  7. By Lenny
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Another man associated with Madonna let out of jail and seems so much happier. She and Kate Gosslin make men jump for joy and could careless if they ever see them again.

  8. By SebastianCanada
    On December 1, 2010 at

    Indy, yeah. So? We differentiate by using the Latin pronunciation for regular men, and Jee-Zus for the Son of God. They don’t though.

  9. By jojo
    On December 1, 2010 at

    It’s okay, Janet, you can call him Baby Jesus. We all do.

  10. By strom
    On December 2, 2010 at

    How does he get a visa to stay in USA? One more illegal immigrant in time.

  11. By SebastianCanada
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Yeah, right Strom. At this point Jesus’ net worth is probably more that that of any three or four commenter on this site. Snark!

  12. By Sal Mineo's Zipper Squirrel
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Having a good close look at that face I notice he is far prettier than Madonna ever was. Perhaps she took a good long look at her ugly muscled arms and realized she just couldn’t stand next to someone that pretty anymore. She wants to believe in the illusion/delusion she tried to start way back when that she looks like Marilyn Monroe. It’s called insanity!

  13. By spinner
    On December 2, 2010 at

    I think Baby Jesus is gay. Madonna chose him, groomed him up & cut him loose. Remember Seal?? Yes…that Seal. It was Madonna who discovered & promoted him. I won’t even wonder what she gets out of it.

  14. By Meg
    On December 2, 2010 at

    Janet nothing says more about you than this commentary. You define success by money and exposure to what excuse me? Being a toyboy to a crypt keeper? Getting ahead by sleeping with famous? Nice…

  15. By Palermo
    On December 2, 2010 at

    He’s a male whore. She is disgusting beyond words, and I agree, she will never be happy.

  16. By wim
    On December 2, 2010 at

    jesus christ: THERE ARE STILL NUMEROUS
    ASSHOLES IN AMERICA, folks!!

  17. By Scooby
    On December 4, 2010 at

    spinner, is that true about madonna and seal? wow.

    i’d like to believe that his enormous talent would have gained notice without her help, but who knows with the way the music biz works…

    what an extraordinary voice he has—and i’m not surprised if he downplays any connection to madge LOL.

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