JIVE RECORDS: BYE BYE BRITNEY SPEARS, HELLO SAMANTHA JADE!

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Now that Britney Spears’ album has dropped like a rock to #41, her label Jive has all but given up on her. They’re disgusted because Britney wouldn’t cooperate and promote the record, and they’re not investing any more money in it. Jive also took a hit when Jordin Sparks had the lowest sales of an American Idol winner, ever. They’ve already got a new girl to take Britney’s place. Jive signed Australian model-turned-singer Samantha Jade and they have big plans for her. Samantha, who’s only 20, writes her own songs, and sang the title song for the dance movie Step Up. Jive will be releasing her album early next year with great fanfare. Watch out, Britney!

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23 thoughts on “JIVE RECORDS: BYE BYE BRITNEY SPEARS, HELLO SAMANTHA JADE!

  1. It’s pure bunk that Jive have given up on Britney. You’ll be hearing from our lawyers soon Janet. We’ve had enough of you.

  2. lol clive davis is the head of J records not jive records.Britneys fans are as dumb as she is,get your facts right.lol.plus Brits cd has tanked and its a well known fact jive is ready to dump her fat ass.

  3. Janet, It’s not JORDAN Sparks, it’s JORDIN Sparks. Unusualy spelling, but equally unusual looking girl: young, tall, big-boned. Anyhoo, I don’t think the public will ever get tired of Britney one way or the other. The skankier and sluttier and stupid she acts the more attention she gets. True?

  4. Just to say it loud and clear: ADIOS britt. Don’t argue, you’ve had your change. The world of ENTERTAINERS is a tough one. It is required that you are a physical but mostly a Mental strong person who can handle all kinds of problems and find solutions.
    We come again to the conclusion: YOU ARE NOT!!
    Twenty years of age is a perfect one to start.
    THE LOOKS ARE ALREADY THERE and America love looks. The door has opened for samantha!!

  5. she’s beautiful and she can sing and smart too lookout everybody a new star is being born.

  6. no one will get tired of brit. cause you can thank the papparizza for that . brit is a b@#$% and will always be one so kiss off all you brit lovers wtf?

  7. we need some new blood good luck jordin sparks kick every one ‘s ass.

  8. If Jive “gave up” on Britney, why did they just spend $250,000 on her new video? Get your facts straight.

  9. 250k on a video is P-nuts for britney..Her fat as showed up 12 hours late for it..

  10. 250k on a video is P-nuts for britney..Her fat ass showed up 12 hours late for it..

  11. BS is a has-been. And it couldn’t happen soon enough. Spongebob Squarepants could be a better singer/performer/parent than BS. Isn’t it funny that her intials are what she is – BS? Woo hoo!

  12. Samantha jade is the new deaL , , ! ! ! !
    Look out people … shes , SMART , TALENTED ! and SEXY ! ! !
    Bs is the opposite to everything mentioned above …

  13. Samantha jade is the new deaL , , ! ! ! !
    Look out people … shes , SMART , TALENTED ! and SEXY ! ! !
    Britta is the opposite to everything mentioned above …

  14. BS – that what she is. Why doesn’t the judge take away all her parental rights? I guess Follywood abides by different rules than the rest of the world.
    How she still has the opportunity to “see” her kids amazes me. If this was Jane Doe in other jurisdiction, she’d be busted. Not good ol’ BS. And – she makes a point of making her visitation with the kids a photo op. Sick. Get help.

  15. y’all need to LISTEN UP!!! I ain’t going nowhere – except to the Exxon station to get another bag of cheetos.

  16. Britney is played out. Too far gone. Julianne from DW the Stars is making an album and she is GOOD! I hope she steals all the spot light!

  17. heard her music she sounds awsome she actually sings go samantha jade its your time girl

  18. shes the next big thing im telling ya she has it all go samantha jade do your thing

  19. BS can’t even hide her hair extensions..all matted up around her face, plus she looks dirty…take a shower. I still can’t believe with $750,000 per month coming in, that she couldn’t stay in her mansion and play with those cute boys instead of nasty partying til the wee hours. She is nuts and will come to no good end.

  20. Britney bones are getting bigger hence, from the photos I’ve seen she’s just not very sexy anymore – meaning: She’s not marketable.
    Wonder if she pose in Hustler Magazine.

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