JOAQUIN PHOENIX NEEDS A BATH

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We can’t decide which is worse- the front view of Joaquin Phoenix or the back view. When he took off his knit cap it became evident that his matted and unwashed hair is forming dreadlocks. Maybe he quit acting to become a musician because he figured rockstars don’t have to bathe. Anyway, we’re sure his female fans were jolted to see him looking like this when he performed at LAVO at The Palazzo in Las Vegas. Rumor has it he’s planning to record with the British band The Charlatans.

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Posted by hoodlum on January 17, 2009

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  1. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2009 at

    Oh Dear! This is awful. What happened to the handsome guy in “Walk the Line”? Janet, are you sure this is him?

  2. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2009 at

    It is evident that medication is in order and a good shrink! Unfortunate but he is off the rails a tad!

  3. By gerard Vandenberg
    On January 17, 2009 at

    Trying to be a GRIZZLY ADAMS lookalike can be a pretty tough job, folks!!

  4. By Anonymous
    On January 17, 2009 at

    Janet, hair does not ‘form itself’ into dreadlocks. It must be manipulated by a hair stylist.
    Also your statement regarding The Charlatans is complete rubbish.

  5. By Rosalita
    On January 18, 2009 at

    His hair doesn’t look dirty. It looks clean and uncombed.

  6. By Jiro
    On January 18, 2009 at

    The STAR magazine reported he is having mental problems, that is …flashbacks of when his brother River Overdosed outside the Viper Room. He can’t shake images of his brother writing in pain outside the V.R. and many stood around (drunk) and would not call for help.

  7. By jiro
    On January 18, 2009 at

    Correction: That is WRITHING in pain, not WRITING in pain.

  8. By Anonymous
    On January 18, 2009 at

    he looks very similar to Jim Morrison before he died…

  9. By Anonymous
    On January 18, 2009 at

    he DOES look like Jim Morrison

  10. By equanimity
    On January 18, 2009 at

    This photo has been digitally altered, I saw a video of Joaquin and his hair DID not look like this. Shame on you for making this up, what gives you the right to make fun of someone who has never bothered you.

  11. By theatre thug
    On January 18, 2009 at

    Loved him in Parenthood!

  12. By Kittee Kattee
    On January 18, 2009 at

    Joaquin was recently seen shaven with shorter hair. Judging by these photos, I’m thinking it’s faked, just like his “music” career.
    ^..^

  13. By Anonymous
    On January 18, 2009 at

    It’s hard to believe he was EVER good looking.

  14. By Anonymous
    On January 19, 2009 at

    Finally…a personal style befitting his harelip.

  15. By crtb
    On January 19, 2009 at

    Hair will lock by itself when it is left uncombed.
    The Rastafarians who were the first people to ever wear dreadlocks never had their hair done by a stylist. They just left their hair under a cap and let nature take its course and the hair naturally locked. It has since turned into a hair style and people get “it done” by braiders.

  16. By Barbi
    On January 26, 2009 at

    Good Lord! That looks like it could be lice! My kids picked it up from school at the end of the year and I had a terrible time getting rid of it. He’ll have to start with getting his head and face shaved!

  17. By God
    On August 6, 2010 at

    “It is evident that medication is in order and a good shrink! Unfortunate but he is off the rails a tad!”

    Why would someone be off the rails, require drugging with poisons (“medication” that your dumbass apparently is licensed to prescribe), because their hair and beard looks different than you.

    Do you realize it is an absolute disease, an absolute viral infection to actually hate someone because they are different.

    You are the cause of evil in this world, and will be burned by your own imbalance.

    Good luck.

  18. By God
    On August 6, 2010 at

    “Janet, hair does not ‘form itself’ into dreadlocks. It must be manipulated by a hair stylist.
    Also your statement regarding The Charlatans is complete rubbish.”

    Then how did everyone who didn’t sell their soul to materialism get dreads?

    Marley, Earl Chinna Smith, Rastas?

    Note: You are literally lying to yourself. Guess what, you win, you lied to yourself and you believed it. So you defeated yourself.

    Oh…. yay. Good job.

  19. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    Funky man what a real turn off and no matter how good you looking smelling is a real turn off and will not get you laid.

  20. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    How are you ever going to find a relationship unless you find a woman who does not bath herself and love the smell of dirt and other things floating around in your skin?

  21. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    No woman in her right mind is going to go out with a man who smells homeless? It is gross and nasty and pig like.

  22. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    Do you really want to turn woman off? Then you found away and believe you me…Who is going to want you to take off your shoes or make love to you? Much less go down on you.

  23. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    You have millions in the bank wash your funky smelly ass and who is going to let you eat in there place of business every one around you will all of a sudden not want to eat there meal.

  24. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    You must want woman to stand 5 feet away from you or you must want fans to leave you alone or something but to not bath for a role in a movie is going too far and hope you win an award and your doing what you want to do and your doing it your way and…. Hope this movie wrap up soon.

  25. By casonia ..What ever happened to Jason the Taco making man..He got sick and he never came back to the show and this is not the first time it happened? This people toss away there shot and it makes me mad as Hell.
    On September 14, 2011 at

    You have your reasons for doing what you want and it makes you happy and cheerful and it moves you and it is your way of life and…I am happy for you but of course with the way your smelling of course I NEVER WANT TO MEET YOU.

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