JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!

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Not to be outdone by cat woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, this man named Dennis Avner, has transformed himself into a cat. He says he is Huron and Lakota and his transformation into a tiger is an old Huron Indian tradition. Little did we know. He has tattooed his entire body with tiger stripes, filed his teeth and nails, and attaches whiskers to the studs above his mouth. He’s had twenty facial surgeries to look more tigerish, and if you want to invite him to your party, click HERE.

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Posted by Janet on August 31, 2009

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  1. By Reta
    On August 31, 2009 at

    You didn’t mention his breast implants or his “pregnant man” condition.

  2. By captain america
    On August 31, 2009 at

    EVEN UGLY PEOPLE MUST DO SOMETHING!!

  3. By Nursie
    On September 1, 2009 at

    boobies

  4. By zombie_hands
    On September 1, 2009 at

    it has breasts?

  5. By Diane M
    On September 1, 2009 at

    He’s insane! And what kind of job does this nut have that he can afford all that ‘work’ on his body?

  6. By bonnie blizzard
    On September 1, 2009 at

    It now really appears we are in the last days.

  7. By Bettye Bluejay
    On September 1, 2009 at

    Plastic surgery isn’t part of Native traditions.

  8. By gay tallywacker
    On September 1, 2009 at

    LOL Bonnie Blizzard!!

  9. By bingo
    On September 2, 2009 at

    Weird

  10. By Liberal Media Is Corrupt
    On September 2, 2009 at

    What can be said about this freak.

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