JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!

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Not to be outdone by cat woman, Jocelyn Wildenstein, this man named Dennis Avner, has transformed himself into a cat. He says he is Huron and Lakota and his transformation into a tiger is an old Huron Indian tradition. Little did we know. He has tattooed his entire body with tiger stripes, filed his teeth and nails, and attaches whiskers to the studs above his mouth. He’s had twenty facial surgeries to look more tigerish, and if you want to invite him to your party, click HERE.

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11 thoughts on “JOCELYN WILDENSTEIN HAS MET HER MATCH: CAT MAN!

  1. You didn’t mention his breast implants or his “pregnant man” condition.

  2. He’s insane! And what kind of job does this nut have that he can afford all that ‘work’ on his body?

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