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Don’t laugh. The Carnival Cruise Line has packed their Mayercraft vessel with John Mayer fans and it’s currently sailing from Long beach to Cabo and back – the trip ends Tuesday, March 31. John greets his admirers in this sailor outfit and the fun begins! The price is $849, double occupancy, for four nights and the deal includes a free concert and all you can eat, plus the possibility of bumping into John around any corner.


Posted by Janet on March 28, 2009

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  1. By gerard Vandenberg
    On March 28, 2009 at

    He wants to please FAGGOTS with that uniform, folks? anyway: SUCCESS GUARANTEED!!

  2. By dieter
    On March 28, 2009 at

    Who in their right mind would pay money to spend days with this ridiculous untalented buffoon? You must be joking!

  3. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    It’s so sad… more Jen. Aniston to hang off. I guess he’ll do ANYTHING for attention. – even wear little short shorts.

  4. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    When I saw those shorts I almost spit out my breakfast cooky.
    Jen this has to give you some satisfaction?

  5. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    My vagina got clean just looking at this douche.

  6. By Spider
    On March 29, 2009 at

    Did Rosie O’Donnell arrange this cruise? Maybe Mayer is throwing in with her in this venture for faggots and lesbos. Jen should be glad to get rid of this big-headed slime-bag. No one could understand what she ever saw in him. Who will she hook up with next?

  7. By chewonthis
    On March 29, 2009 at

    When you think of John Mayer, you think of Jennifer, which makes you ponder this: Will Brad hotstuff break up with PillowLips and come back to her. The rag mags have showed him drunk out of his mind and racing off on his motorbike whenever he and Angie have a fight. This is what Jenn is hoping, that is what I believe. That is why I think she will never catch a man…unless a POOR man marries her for her money, and that’s not likely either. I think she is miserable and lonely for Brad.

  8. By Saucy Sara
    On March 29, 2009 at

    With those red lips of his and his stuffed bulge in those shorties, the faggots have got to be drooling.

  9. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    I’m sorry but can you get past the shaved, girlie looking legs? Seriously?

  10. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    I wouldn’t take that cruise if it were FREE, if I had a weeks’ PAID VACAY, and a $1000 spending money.
    Mayer has completely and utterly JUMPED THE FUCKING SHARK! NEXT!!!!!!

  11. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    That most definitely looks like an ad for a gay cruise.

  12. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at


  13. By lol
    On March 29, 2009 at

    Oh poor chewonthis. The rag mags are lying, they use old pixs and tell lies. Brad is exactly where he wants to be with the mother of his 6 kids, he has not left her side in over 4 years, where she is so is Brad to be found, he is not leaving her. Jen is the past, he left in 2005 and has not looked back. If Jen is hoping for Brad to come back to her she is a delusional idiot, he had 6 kids in 3 years including a set of twins with a woman he says that he loves more than he ever has loved any other woman. Jen tried to play with John, but John played her, Jen is too old for a guy who likes his women hot and young. LOL.

  14. By Anonymous
    On March 29, 2009 at

    We will see if Jenn can find a man, in the meantime she can cuddle up to her latest movie script and her million$.

  15. By choppy waters
    On March 29, 2009 at

    Oh, and Jennifer should get tested for several months to see if big head passed a freebie gift on to her, you know, one that keeps on giving.

  16. By Mother Hen
    On March 30, 2009 at

    Many faggots have downloaded this picture of Mr. HotStuff and had it enlarged and framed. The more I see of this big-head alley-cat, the more puzzled I am at Jennifer displaying her all-out desperation to keep him.

  17. By just maybe
    On March 30, 2009 at

    Maybe Jen and John were covering for each other? Jen and Marky Mark’s female cousin were supposed to be closer than close just like LL and Sam. Maybe that’s why all the men leave her, cause she is really lookin for a good woman.

  18. By Etienne
    On March 30, 2009 at

    Must you dumb assholes keep using the word “faggot”? How ignorant are you?

  19. By Anonymous
    On March 30, 2009 at

    Queer? Fairy? Limp wrist? Deviate?

  20. By Moreaces
    On March 31, 2009 at

    Gerard, Cant take you eyes off that picture,, Can ya.

  21. By Anonymous
    On March 31, 2009 at

    Those shorts are ridiculous. did he join the Village People or something.

  22. By Casonia logenberry....I know some people think? That I am crazy and strange and weird but..I really love Hells kitchen so much...I have been trying to get there attention on so many levels!
    On August 22, 2011 at

    Sounds like a good deal and wonderful idea and…I love his singing and find him rather attractive.


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