JOHN MAYER SAYS NO THANKS TO JESSICA SIMPSON'S SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY

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Jessica Simpson is heartbroken because her romantic summer plans have gone awry. She starts filming Major Movie Star in June in Shreveport, Louisiana. In this comedy she plays a struggling acttress who enlists in the Marines. Hey – didn’t Goldie Hawn already do that movie? She had hoped to rent a big house in Shreveport and have John Mayer share it with her. Fantasies of warm southern nights under the stars and afternoon barbecues filled her head. But John told her it’s out of the question – he’s way too busy working this summer. He’ll try to visit when he can, but that’s the best he can do.

Posted by Janet on May 9, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On May 9, 2007 at

    Jesssica, wake up. Why are you dating that guy in the first place? If your smart you’ll got to Shreveport and visit some of those out laying towns and find yourself a real southern gentleman.
    Who might encourage you not to return to Hollywood. I mean, like who really wants to live like a celebrity in the first place.
    Nice thing about Shreveport it’s not that far to Dallas and the expensive shops chicks go to…

  2. By Anonymous
    On May 9, 2007 at

    Find a nice guy who doesn’t mind your enormous fake breasts, fake tan, fake hair colour and lack of talent. Papa Joe ain’t gonna let his lil gurl git married less’n he’s a rich city boy who kin take care of the whole clan, yeeea doggie!

  3. By The Skeptic
    On May 9, 2007 at

    Are we supposed to still believe that this is a true relationship and not done for publicity? John Mayer is an extremely talented individual but it is quietly known that his “true” interest lies elsewhere.

  4. By Angelina collects orphans
    On May 9, 2007 at

    This FUGLY & Talentless whore and her skanky sister ASSlee need to go back to the South and stay there !!
    Take pastor Joe too !!
    The only fans these creeps have are Southern ppl !

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 9, 2007 at

    What the hell has happened to her lately. She looks so fake. Her face is weird looking now. And what’s with the flashing the big titties all the time now. I guess she’s trying to keep people interested in something cause her music aint doin it.

  6. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Mayer has said he’s been spending QUALITY time with alicia keyes,working on a couple of songs.He said she’s the only one he could imagine doing this with{take that Jess}.In the pics from MSG ,it looked then that he had something for Alicia,and not Jess.Skeptic is right;this has been a stunt from the very beginning.

  7. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Let the ugly freak hang out with Alicia GAY keys!
    Jessica deserves someone alot more good looking than that Zombee, and maybe someone who knows how to smile. Besides, he looks gay to me!

  8. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    Everyone knows Alicia has a girlfriend,what Jessica needs to do is dye her hair back to blonde, stop the tanning, stop showing her boobs all the time and stop wearing that damn red lipstick!

  9. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    John will break her heart sadly….I think this is a one way romance and he is not a nice man!

  10. By Anonymous
    On May 10, 2007 at

    I say she makes a visit out to Frierson, LA. Maybe she’ll think my tractor is sexy. Crazier things have happened.

  11. By Anonymous
    On May 11, 2007 at

    Wonder what her “Baptist Youth Pastor” daddy thinks about his daughters sleeping with all these men they’re not married to?
    Jessica isn’t that great a singer. If she were on American Idol, she wouldn’t have made it to Hollywood.
    Her career is based on her looks. But, she keeps trying to change that and now she’s getting scary. Dark hair, skin, hmmmm..is she trying to look like Nick Lachey’s new girlfriend?

  12. By Maggie
    On May 11, 2007 at

    i HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS GUY HOLD HER HAND OR EVEN WALK NEXT HE HE ALWAY SEEMS INDIFFERENT. I DONT THINK HE IS THAT INTERESTED. I WOULD BE GONE IF I WERE HER OTHERWISE SHE SEEMS DESPARATE.

  13. By Anonymous
    On May 12, 2007 at

    It’s a good thing if Mayer breaks her heart, isn’t that what she did to Nick?

  14. By Bu
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Jessia looks so ugly and with her new boob job and the botox in the lips and her weight gain, it makes her look very nasty. like an old fat woman playing dress up. Not pretty. John will dump her soon. I say about June 17th? I feel bad for her though?

  15. By mel
    On May 15, 2007 at

    5:51, I totally agree.How did their life go from Baptist Minister, daugters who had to stay virgins till their wedding night?? Now they are the biggest whores around. But then, daddy is the biggest whore of all.

  16. By Wayne Geddes P.land
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Janet, everyone knows this is a contract “relationship” crafted by Joe Simpson. Don’t try to pretend it’s real ok?

  17. By Anonymous
    On June 2, 2008 at

    I’m confused. From what I’ve read here, EVERYone in the entertainment business is gay. Do they have to prove it at the gates of Hollyweird, or don’t get in?

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