JOHN TRAVOLTA: BLACK ISN'T ALWAYS SLENDERIZING

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It’s not often that American tourists vacation in Hawaii dressed all in black, but that’s John Travolta’s choice of apparel. Guess he thought it would be slimming. It looks like he’s retained some of his Edna Turnblad figure from Hairspray. Actually we think a loose Hawaiian shirt would have been more flattering, since this black outfit appears to be straining at the seams. Right before this photo was taken, Travolta reportedly devoured Mexican food with french fries and mayonnaise on the side.

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Posted by Janet on May 28, 2007

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  1. By PTS
    On May 28, 2007 at

    John is busting out all over!!!
    Either he can’t get that zipper up, or he just made a fast exit from his last massage.

  2. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    A fat loser. He can join Perez Hilton in that club!

  3. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    yeah, he’s about 50 pounds overweight- nothing a little exercise won’t fix.
    eating is fun
    eating is good for you
    eating is pleasurable
    but hold the mayo and hit that gym ever once in awhile.

  4. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    what? you mean those Scieno vitamins are working John? oh right, they for mind control, not fat-reduction.

  5. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    what? you mean those Scieno vitamins are working John? oh right, they are for mind control, not fat-reduction.

  6. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    what? you mean those Scieno vitamins aren’t working John? oh right, they are for mind control, not fat-reduction.

  7. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    sorry for the multiple posts Janet. Please delete the first 2. The last one is correct. Thanks

  8. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    A shirt would hide his manboobs.

  9. By Margo Channing
    On May 28, 2007 at

    I just hate it when the gays get fat….especially the deeply closeted, lying, Tom Cruise-sish Scientology gays like this.

  10. By Bev
    On May 28, 2007 at

    Look at the Lard Ass Cult member I bet hes in search of his next quiet gay afternoon hookup.Good thing he has money,the gay escorts he hires dont really go for Cows,but a bucks a buck.MUUUUUUUUUUU

  11. By Weave
    On May 28, 2007 at

    What a cow.I bet his Anus is raw from the men and extra wiping it gets.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  12. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    WELL SINCE SCIENTOLOGY CAN MAKE
    A GAY PERSON STRAIGHT, WHY CAN’T
    THEY MAKE A FAT PERSON THIN

  13. By Anonymous
    On May 28, 2007 at

    John doesn’t seem to know that swallowing semen adds a lot of calories to his diet. Looks like he’s packing all those calories around his waist line.

  14. By Buck Wild
    On May 28, 2007 at

    THEY CALL ME MISS NO BOOTY,WHEN I TURN AROUND THERE AINT NOTHING TO ME

  15. By Big Draws McGraw
    On May 29, 2007 at

    I bet he lets out some rank smelly farts.I heard he likes to give kelly a dutch oven.

  16. By Anonymous
    On May 29, 2007 at

    Had your cholesterol checked lately, John?

  17. By poopsie
    On May 29, 2007 at

    Black does NOT hide fat….but Gloves DO HIDE AGE SPOTS…right Janet ?

  18. By Anonymous
    On May 29, 2007 at

    He overeats because after all these years in the biz, he’s still afraid to come out da closet!

  19. By Anonymous
    On May 29, 2007 at

    He’s eating because he’s greedy and mean. Where’s the autisic son you hide MR IDIOT UFO worshiper.

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