JOHN TRAVOLTA WILL NEVER HEAR THE END OF MASSAGE JOKES

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Whatever happens in court, John Travolta will have to live down his masseur sex lawsuit for years to come. Saturday Night Live will certainly keep it alive. On Saturday’s Weekend Update segment guest host Liam Neeson “got in the cage” with Andy Samberg portraying his very intense Nicolas Cage. As an offhand remark Andy playing Nic declared “As my Face-Off costar John Travolta would say: What Jewish masseuse do I have to pork to get a gig in this town?” The whole scandal is more than comics can resist…

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Posted by Janet on May 14, 2012

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  1. By walt cliff
    On May 14, 2012 at

    I think Travolta would be cool with the jokes and whispers if only he was free of the cult and of his (fake) marriage.

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  3. By walt cliff
    On May 14, 2012 at

    You know there have been rumors about Neeson’s preferences over the last two or three years. I choose not to believe any of them.

  4. By Denise
    On May 14, 2012 at

    I heard a rumour or 2 also after the tragic death of his wife. He is however, seeing another woman at the present time.

  5. By Pippa Martin-St. Onge
    On May 14, 2012 at

    Referring to Samberg as a “Comic” is a bit of an overstatement although I do enjoy his Cage send up.

  6. By Strom-forrest gump
    On May 14, 2012 at

    I’d massage John for FREE.

    Cause I’M A CLOSET CASE, FOLKS!

  7. By Hilary
    On May 14, 2012 at

    Oh, eventually it will all end… we don’t hear any more tranny jokes involving Eddie Murphy anymore! 🙂

  8. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr
    On May 15, 2012 at

    In the future simply have men you don’t find attractive giving you the massages instead.

  9. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr
    On May 15, 2012 at

    Why can’t he just come out to the world and just live his life with freedom and allow the world to see him as himself…With all the money your paying the lawyers…It is best to just hirer 10 massagers who are willing to give you what you want freely and just leave well enough alone.

  10. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr
    On May 15, 2012 at

    I Know that the wife has to be ashamed of this and wonder what people think of her? If it was my mother or sister…I would ask them to be strong and just leave and go on with another life instead.

  11. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr
    On May 15, 2012 at

    I feel sorry for John on many levels because he wants his family and at the same time wants to be with men…So which way does this man go…But if his wife is okay with shareing her man…Many woman are willing to do this….And just turn a blind eye.

  12. By Sir Justin Jonluke Ross Alldunn Feierabend Jr
    On May 15, 2012 at

    Dear John…You will gain so much more respect if you come clean and allow the world to see you in a whole new way…Maybe your life will change to a more positive and wonderful way.

  13. By forrest gump
    On May 16, 2012 at

    THE BP DISASTER DIDN’T SURPRISE JOHN A BIT.
    he is just to “Oily-Men”, folks!!

  14. By D.L.B.
    On June 14, 2012 at

    I do not not Samberg funny. I also did not figure out why SNL would have someone like Liam Neeson on the show just to have him sit and listen to Andy Samberg. Liam Neeson should have had the lines and Samberg listening.

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