JOHNNY KNOXVILLE: NOT THE JACKASS HE USED TO BE

Johnny Knoxville has come a long way since Jackass debuted on MTV. He has officially been tamed. Once a reckless daredevil, Johnny is now a yuppie pushing a stroller at the Farmer’s Market in LA. He and his wife Naomi Nelson and their kids Rocko and Arlo enjoyed Memorial Day weekend together.

Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Oh goodness, why is she not wearing a bra? Boobs (of all shapes and sizes) need support, especially after having two kids. I should know, I have one myself 😉 But maybe she just likes the feeling of being “free”…

    And why is the little blond kid on the right wearing a bright red stiped shirt, not wearing any shoes? I’d never allow my child to walk barefoot on a dirty public sidewalk. Think of the germs! And think of the hot concrete on his wee feet! Sigh.

  2. “Boobs (of all shapes and sizes) need support”

    They need nothing. Wearing a bra daily makes them saggy, is that hard to make the connection? The muscle isnt allowed to move freely, how can it be firm? Having them big or in a different shape after birth, thats another matter… My mom and my aunt both in her 60’s never wore one except for the time they were pregnant and shortly after they had kids. And then nothing. And still they have them in a great shape…

  3. It is great to see a Hollywood Celeb kid actually walking! Most of them are in strollers at six or seven or being carried at that age! Nice to see families out and about!

  4. First, I would like to say that while I agree that breasts should roam freely. lol I also know that if some of the larger ones aren’t supported properly that it could lead to neck and back pain.

    Secondly, I was hoping that Knoxville (Philip John Clapp )wouldn’t procreate. With those Clapp genes little Rocko will want to be just like papa. Let’s hope that he doesn’t find the Jackass shows to be inspirational. It’s bad enough having a last name Clapp.

  5. It’s funny what a little age and having kids will do to you.

  6. LOL thank you for the recommendations on the use of bras. @Walt, women aren’t the only neck and back pain sufferers. What about all those men who turn too quickly to observe such breasts “roam[ing] freely”? Or those who are struck by their female companions for making such observations?

  7. Hahaaaaaa, too funny Denise,

    I’ve heard that all women over an A cup, need to wear a bra.

  8. Denise, LOL! I have had my share of “boobie whiplash”.

    As much as I would like to say that I am above glancing or staring lustfully ( Ann Margret —lol), I am not. Thankfully, my sweet misses will laugh at me (like dream on you dirty old man) lol.

  9. Walt, his buddy Steve-O stapled his nuts to his inner thigh.
    Could you do that for fame and fortune?
    That’s the most cringe worthy video I have ever seen.

  10. Patrick, I would NOT do it for fame and fortune. Someone would have to threaten my wife or kids or grandkids or great grandkids. Otherwise, there will be no stapling of the scrotum.

    Other than a doctor or wife, outsiders are not welcome to linger around my south of the border region. I think I would shoot a demented friend like Steve-O if he mentioned such a thing.

  11. Right on, Walt.
    Mercy kill the guy. Do not let those genes go any further.

  12. The only thing I can recall about the Jackass is when he had a short-lived affair with the big titted Jessica Simpson.

  13. wake up america!!

    ………..this is called “AGING”.

  14. Indy, Don’t you know that when you describe Jessica like that you only make her more appealing to some of us (males). 🙂

    Your tough Indy. I have never been confortable calling them (breasts) that.

  15. Walt, stick around awhile and you will toughen up (maybe). lol

    I was very timid and namby-pamby until I happened on to Janet’s site, and as time marched on, lo and behold I guess I come out with some zingers sometimes. lol

  16. Indy, LOL!!! Nothing wrong with zingers my dear. 🙂

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