JONAH HILL DROPPED FORTY POUNDS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

We ARE disappointed to hear that ”Moneyball” star Jonah Hill has not only pared off forty pounds (actually it looks like more) but also split with his girlfriend of three years, Jordan Klein, according to Life & Style. They went to high school together and Jordan loved him before he got rich and slim. Above, the couple is pictured at the premier of “Get Him To The Greek” in 2010 when Jonah was hefty, and recently. Some people wondered if Jonah’s movie roles would dry up because chubby guys are funnier than skinny guys, but he has “The Sitter” coming out in December and two more films after that.

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18 thoughts on “JONAH HILL DROPPED FORTY POUNDS AND HIS GIRLFRIEND

  1. His weight loss will not affect his career. He is Jewish and works in Hollywood.

  2. Huh. The girlfriend looks like a less-horse-faced version of Chelsea Clinton.

    But I like her nail polish! 🙂

  3. New pussy will affect his career and ditto on la rue, second sentence.

    He looks like the type that she had to lift the cock and do everything because he so fat and lazy to do so; and removing the crust on his dick because he couldnt reach it.

    Those gastric by pass surgery are like drive throuhs for these lazy fucks

  4. Gastric surgery. The weight will come back but the girlfriend will not.

  5. Dumb move on his part if this story gets out to the masses. IMO. Nobody is a fan of an a-hole!! It is a fact that weight loss does change people though. They let the weight loss go to their head and start thinking they are all that and a little bit more.

    This guy did a great job in Moneyball. Maybe it’s this and the Oscar buzz, that’s to blame for his swelled head?

    Who knows maybe he just wants to(ahem), “play the field” before committing to this young lady. This just may be the case as well as the best plan. Nobody, again, IMO, should marry their first boyfriend without first “playing the field”.

  6. He is 27. 3 yyrs is a long time and probably his first serious relationship. Maybe it was a mutal decision and had nothing to do with weight loss.

    Let them both enjoy dating other people. If they really love each other, they will get back together.

  7. he must be a great dancer
    and
    have a lovely personality
    because
    no matter how much weight
    this dude loses
    he is homely as all get out….

    NOT ATTRACTIVE N O T at all

  8. I don’t find fat guys funny at all-certainly not funnier than regular size guys!

  9. I don’t think fat guys are necessarily funnier either. I think they just get typecast.

    I wonder if he’s the subject of a blind item about a former fat funnyman who lost a lot of weight, and has been seen around LA chowing down at many local eateries. The majority of the guesses were Seth Rogan, but this guy fits the description as well.

  10. This guy is the poster boy for Jews hiring only other Jews in Hollywood. I wonder if he sends half of his salary to the Mossad like Natalie Hershlag does? Why do Jewish performers hide their names?

  11. Pippa, Strom and the other racists on this site just makes it a shit website. Janet could care less.

    Maybe Strom is Janet?

    Strom & Pippa & their band of racists have posts that always go up when they shouldn’t due to their offense racist content. I’ve posted a link to something funny (and no,it wasn’t dirty) and had it pulled before.

  12. Your tiresome cry of anti-semitism is losing credibility, even as we speak.

    People are finally waking up to that BS and looking at the FACTS of a given thing.

    The shit ain’t “racist” when it’s true, honey.

    If anything, certain self-chosenites have been given a free ride by the populace at large. That may not be the case in future.

  13. Is that Mel Zipskin using Ava’s name? The racist rant sounds strangley familiar. . .

  14. No, Ava isn’t Mel. Ava is a mommy and Mel I’m sure has never kissed a woman.

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