JOSS STONE COVERS HER FLAWS WELL

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Joss Stone hobbled into Cinema Secrets beauty supply in Burbank on her odd elbow length crutches. The striking 20 year old singer was wearing jeans and a baby doll top and kept one foot elevated. She made her way to the Dermalogica skincare counter and declared “I need something for acne.” The clerk scrutinized her and said “You don’t HAVE any acne!” Taken aback, Joss insisted – ” I DO -I just have makeup on it. I travel a lot and don’t have time for facials.” The skeptical clerk gathered up over $100 worth of acne fighting medication for Joss to choose from and was surprised when she bought it all.

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Posted by hoodlum on August 23, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On August 23, 2007 at

    Who is her audience? I haven’t ever heard any of her songs, on the radio or t.v. Her GAP ad campaign was scrapped and considered a failure. No one I know likes her, how can she have any money?

  2. By Anonymous
    On August 23, 2007 at

    She’s sold 9 million records, dumbass! Obviously, a lot of people disagre with you.

  3. By Anonymous
    On August 23, 2007 at

    She’s sold 9 million records, dumbass! Obviously, a lot of people disagree with you.

  4. By Troof
    On August 23, 2007 at

    9 million records of other ppls songs

  5. By Margo Channing
    On August 24, 2007 at

    She’s one of England’s top tourist destinations…….surely you’ve heard of StonedHag?

  6. By Anonymous
    On August 24, 2007 at

    I don’t care how many records she supposedly has sold, I saw her on t.v. and she sucked. Poseur! She won’t be around long, given today’s attention span…thank god!

  7. By Anonymous
    On August 24, 2007 at

    The hair colour and nose ring are deal breakers, sorry! And so are her crappy voice and music.

  8. By Perez
    On August 26, 2007 at

    More British Trash! First, Amy WhoreHouse now this tramp who Fcuks for tracks. Yeap she’ll give you a sloppy BJ if you work on her album and ride it all night long barefoot!

  9. By Anonymous
    On August 27, 2007 at

    Hatin’ on her as I type.

  10. By CAREN
    On August 27, 2007 at

    Oh please, she;s very talented and why are we even talkin g about her acne, how stupid?

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