JUSTIN BIEBER CLEVERLY DIVERTS ATTENTION TO HIS HAIR

Justin Bieber fans who are expecting him to have a growth spurt now that he’s turning seventeen on March 1, are in for a disappointment. He’s probably destined to be a shortie for life because he has tiny parents. His mom Pattie is 4’8” (Snooki size) and his father Jeremy is 5’5.” Genes rule, so Justin, who claims to be 5’5” in shoes, might not have far to go. We’re thinking he was embarrassed by some his own lame comments to Rolling Stone (about abortion and thinking the 1969 Apollo moon landing was a “conspiracy,” for instance) and THAT’S why he decided to divert attention to a new haircut.

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  1. Justin seems like a smart kid. The haircut is probably his way of showing the world he is now a man. All his talk of sex with someone you love,
    makes it pretty obvious he IS in love. And having sex. The haircut is a signal of his recent ascent into manhood.

  2. ANYBODY ‘interviewing’ this flavor of the month should be embarrassed…… who cares wtf he thinks about ANYTHING??? they should ask does he have hair on his balls yet….
    there is just something so beyond annoying about him AND his family i can’t stand it or them…..

  3. “Hair on his balls yet.”
    Pit BuLL LOVER, I doubt if his nuts have even dropped yet!
    Is he backing away from the lesbian P.E. teacher look? He must have had enough of that talk by now.
    We think he’s a nice Canadian kid. With solid parentage.

  4. That hairdo looks ridiculous, like something a kindergarden student would have

  5. Boys (not girls) tend to grow through their 19th year. My half Brother was five feet 6 inches at graduation. Within the next year and half, he shot up 5 feet eleven inches.

    His height doesn’t seem to be an issue for this talented young fellow.

    Justin seems to be doing pretty good considering everybody is in this poor kid’s business. Hope all his dreams are coming true.

  6. He got the rest of his hair cut off yesterday, so why the old photo? And I agree with Cal. Those were ridiculous questions to ask him.

  7. When 16 year olds are having sex, and we all know they are, they’re entitled to have opinions on love and abortion. The Apollo moon landing he should have read in history, but who knows.

  8. The Biebs and Selena Gomez were in a ahem, uhhh a learning period. Now much more advanced and at such a young age. tsk tsk. She no doubt taught him a few things.

  9. Looking at the picture of the parents, above, I can just hear that dad ranting on about moon conspiracies. He looks like a redneck grade school dropout, so that might explain the lack of understanding of world events, and maybe even the bowl cut hairdo on his kid. Perhaps the boy added to it with the swirl “toilet bowl flush” effect, just to be creative.

    It will be interesting to see where his career goes after his stunted growth stops. He’ll be lucky to wind up Flavor Flav size.

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