KATIE HOLMES: YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN A THING!

We predicted this from day one. Victoria Beckham is starting to influence Katie Holmes when it comes to WEIGHT. Katie is not a size zero – she’s a nicely proportioned slim girl. But whenever she’s photographed next to narrow Posh, she looks like a Clydesdale. It’s enough to make a girl self conscious! Katie can’t help but feel extra large next to her svelte friend and it’s getting to her. Ms Cruise is doing everything she can to appear smaller and it started with the body shaper peeking out above.. She was caught wearing a slimming foundation garment to control those hips. This is only the FIRST inevitable step. A vegetable diet CANNOT be far behind.

28 Comments so far

1. By miss m
   On January 27, 2007 at

   my goodness…. was that photograph snapped by the same photographer who used his telephoto lens to catch the crotch shot of briney? wtf? do those guys just stand there aiming their cameras at the hoochies of girls getting out of cars? its kinda like the prevs who put cameras in bathroom stalls. those pictures are not cool.
   i bet that that pic was from a flash that lasted as long as the blink of an eye. thats just too much info.
   its nothing new that in hollyweird, you can never ever be thin enough.

2. By Anonymous
   On January 27, 2007 at

   STOP IT! KATIE LOOKS NORMAL! LOOK AT THE HORSE HOOVES “Posh” is sporting……JUST STOP IT FOR GOD’S SAKE….this is the way women are supposed to look…vuulluupptttuuuuous! jeezus can we stop with the spice girl shit….i am sick of it already…….

3. By Hedda Bopper
   On January 27, 2007 at

   I have seen Katie Cult out before and she IS a big girl in person.Big feet and big hands,I bet she has a big one for Tom Cult……Oh No!

4. By Hedda Bopper
   On January 27, 2007 at

   I have seen Katie Cult out before and she IS a big girl in person.Big feet and big hands,I bet she has a big one for Tom Cult……Oh No!

5. By Hedda Bopper
   On January 27, 2007 at

   I have seen Katie Cult out before and she IS a big girl in person.Big feet and big hands,I bet she has a big one for Tom Cult……Oh No!

6. By Anonymous
   On January 27, 2007 at

   LEAVE HER ALONE…..she is what we should look like…beautiful…not like horse hoove posh..

7. By Anonymous
   On January 27, 2007 at

   JUST STOP IT ALREADY!

8. By Anonymous
   On January 27, 2007 at

   IF SHE’S STUPID ENOUGH TO FALL
   INTO THIS TRAP..LET HER, OH
   THAT’S RIGHT SHE MARRIED A GAY
   MAN….

9. By Anonymous
   On January 27, 2007 at

   Like…is editing this stuff?

10. By spy
    On January 27, 2007 at

    That picture of Katie has been out for a couple of days. Just because she’s wearing body shaping underwear, it doesn’t mean she’ll be anorexic or that the friendship is real. Big deal – scientologists probably made a deal with Posh & Becks to try to get their money.

11. By Anonymous
    On January 27, 2007 at

    maybe she’s just wearing the body shaper to help her look better in the dress? a woman’s body isn’t the same after giving birth and LOTS of celebrities wear body shapers (including guys).

12. By Bev
    On January 27, 2007 at

    Katie Cult married a Dwarf for fame and money,lets face it her career was lower than her husbands height.So she married the Queen of the cults and is now getting her picture taken with mrs Ed.Sell your soul for a pic katie,no wonder you always look so sad.

13. By Margo Channing
    On January 27, 2007 at

    Tom’s using Katie to get to Posh so he can get to Becks. He won’t stop until he gets Becks in the sack.

14. By Anonymous
    On January 27, 2007 at

    If Tom can wear a girdle, Katie
    can wear a body shaper.

15. By Anonymous
    On January 27, 2007 at

    Gee, Janet, thanks for feeding the eating disorder/ distorted body image craze.
    You are a freakin’ maggot.

16. By Patrick
    On January 27, 2007 at

    Poshy looks about the size of an average 10 year old kid.

17. By Anonymous
    On January 28, 2007 at

    Posh is perfect. The U.S.A. is the land of the fat chicks. Every woman I’ve seen since I’ve been here has been overweight and proud of it. It’s gross. They’re all envious of Posh.
    Why don’t they just shut up and go eat another Krispy creme.

18. By Anonymous
    On January 28, 2007 at

    Posh weighs 87 lbs. That’s not remotely ‘perfect’ – that’s sick.

19. By Anonymous
    On January 28, 2007 at

    I shudder when I think of their children and what kind of body image problems they’ll having growing up.

20. By Anonymous
    On January 28, 2007 at

    Who can live with that kind of stress…trying to wear the latest clothes, being the size of a child, wearing the right fake hair, having the nose and other face work done…these people must be a nervous wreck 24/7.

21. By Anonymous
    On January 28, 2007 at

    No she doesn’t, good lord. She looks fine. It’s that other chick who is a pompus skinny ass.

22. By Anonymous
    On January 29, 2007 at

    Katie Holmes is a robot.

23. By Anonymous
    On January 29, 2007 at

    Seriously, who does NOT wear SPANX Slim Cognito Mid-Thigh Shapers?

24. By Anonymous
    On January 29, 2007 at

    Katie should try a shaper that goes to her cankles

25. By Anonymous
    On January 29, 2007 at

    I bet 10:58 is a fat ass cow.

26. By alien girdle
    On January 29, 2007 at

    are these the latest in L.Ron Hubbard Scientology Approved
    girdles? Yeah, i read that when someone reaches OT8, the universal origins of panties are revealed.
    wow man, those alien volcano girdles are some crazy shit. xenu would approve because girdles help deter overpopulation.

27. By Anonymous
    On January 30, 2007 at

    Poor Katy, first Tom brainwashes her and shapes her into a Stepford wife, and now somebody else is influencing her eating habits. I just hope that someday she’ll be able to think for herself and have a real life.

28. By misha
    On February 10, 2007 at

    actually Posh looks sick .. Kate is definitely the attractive one.

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