KATIE'S BABY

We hear that Suri Cruise is being closely watched by the Scientologists because she COULD turn out to be L Ron Hubbard reincarnated! It brings to mind Rosemary’s Baby, doesn’t it? Anyway, the Scientology bunch has been eagerly awaiting the return of their departed spiritual leader. They believe when a Scientologist dies that they select a baby’s body and take over the soul. When the baby grows up it is drawn to Scientology. They calculate that Hubbard would select a very special child in which to make his return. Tom Cruise and Katie would be ideal parents for an L Ron Hubbard baby. Consequently they are looking for any sign that Suri has a link to Hubbard. Most likely they’ll have to wait until Suri can talk and begins her auditing classes. Who knows? She might start quoting passages from Dianetics.
For those of you who think my reference to Rosemary’s Baby is far �fetched: Here’s a synopsis of the movie from Yahoo:
“A young married couple, trying unsuccessfully to conceive, finally have it happen when the husband strikes a deal with the devil worshippers next door. All of this is unbeknownst to the poor wife/mother who soon realizes she could be having Satan’s child.”
I rest my case!

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1. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   i guess i missed the update that scientology is the same as buddahism.

2. By Mali The MOdel
   On June 22, 2006 at

   LOL, Janet you are so right!!! It is exactly like Rosemaries baby. How could i miss that!!! Scientology is such a scam….
   Run away Katie.
   Grab Suri and Run. never look back girl, ever!!!!

3. By Cheryl
   On June 22, 2006 at

   This isn’t the first time I have read that reference. They’re all nuts.

4. By jano
   On June 22, 2006 at

   This is totally disgusting..
   How can Tom Cruise behave this way…is his brain turned to jelly…..zealots in any religion are dangerous…that’s what we really need…a female toddler Ron Hubbard….yuk!

5. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   I totally believe this story. I have done extensive research into the cult of scientology and so to me, it isn’t far-fetched at ALL. Just wait and see. It’s going to get far more weird.

6. By Anonymous
   On June 22, 2006 at

   Let’s see…L Ron Hubbard’s sperm is collected and frozen waiting for an “appropriate” host to be artificially inseminated. Along comes GMD Cruise and Katie “I love my man” Holmes. Yep, it’s Rosemary’s Baby 2006. Creepy. I almost feel sorry for Katie. Almost.

7. By Deb
   On June 23, 2006 at

   They are EVIL.

8. By Lilly
   On June 23, 2006 at

   To have so much money but so little brain! Let me laugh! Poor suri! And I thought Katie would be smarter… I guess she is just blinded by love and once the feeling fades away, she’ll realize how stupid Tom really is!

9. By djk
   On June 23, 2006 at

   This is the dumbest UNFOUNDED story on your “gossip” website. I was hoping yours would be better than Perez….sadly, I was mistaken. You are all alike!!!

10. By Anonymous
    On June 24, 2006 at

    I want to know why no one has seem this baby in the past 68 days!

11. By Anonymous
    On June 25, 2006 at

    Tom Cruise appartently is falling under the same category as Michael Jackson…really WEIRD!!!

12. By Meeeee Owwwwwww
    On June 28, 2006 at

    I totally agree wth the Rosie’s baby similarities…When the remake is cast let’s have John Travolta play the Ruth Gordon role!!!!

13. By Philip.
    On June 28, 2006 at

    I do believe you’re right: Suri will either quote “Dianetics” or spin her head around and vomit pea soup by the time she hits kindergarten. Either way, I wouldn’t want to be in the room when it happens!

14. By BooBoo
    On June 30, 2006 at

    I totally believe KATE was impregnated with Hubbard’s frozen sperm. I also think something is “wrong” with the poor thing. It’s totally out of character for Cruise not to put everything–all his POSESSIONS-on display as much as possible. Remember how he paraded Katie around? WHERE IS THE BABAY??

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