Keanu Reeves: Ivy League

Photo Credit: Buzz Foto
You don’t see Keanu Reeves walking out of The Ivy very often- he’s not the “look at me!” type of actor. Keanu had lunch Tuesday with the female friend behind him carrying the food to go. Observers say they appear to be simply friends. Keanu didn’t clean up a LOT for the lunch – he reportedly had something that looked like chocolate stains on his jacket. And you can always depend on seeing THOSE SHOES… Still, we never seem to get tired of looking at him.
Posted by Janet on December 27, 2006





By Patrick
On December 27, 2006 at
It’s not chocolate it’s the nasty exploding coffee to go from morning.
My wife always brings extra shirts and pants for me now.
I don’t know how many times I’ve pulled over half a block from Timmy Ho’s and smashed my sploded double double on the side of the road.
Crazy with rage!
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
so, you saying not only does he need a bath, but he should send his clothes to the cleaners?
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
I think he looks good. Why does everyone always pick on him?
By Patrick
On December 27, 2006 at
Creature!
You get a hug…it’s gonna be okay…there, there.
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
My new year’s wish? The troll will vanish. I love you Janet – just ignore the trollish creature.
I love Keanu too. There is nothing to write about him except his hobo clothes. He’s a pretty normal, laid-back, easy living guy.
By Death to the Creature
On December 27, 2006 at
J.C., do all of us a favor, and delete satan’s (nah, not that infamous), the creature’s comments. I need Clorox to cyber clean. I genuinely feel sorry for the loser. An amoeba (doesn’t have a clue what that is) has more class in its cytoplasm.
Grow up, and get professional help.
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
who is the creature?
By Death to the Creature
On December 27, 2006 at
Read 1:27 p. Disgusting, revolting, ad nauseum.
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
He looks tasty to me.
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
ok, now I get it, thanks!
What does all this have to do with Keanu and his lesbian hiking shoes?
at least he put on a jacket and wasn’t wearing a trucker’s hat and a tank top!
By ARYA
On December 27, 2006 at
I know I never get tired of looking at him…
By Hedda Bopper,The Real One
On December 27, 2006 at
Keanu smells almost as bad as the nut using my name in posts.Keanu,needs a bath and a comb…..Oye Vey
By Judy Jew
On December 27, 2006 at
You know he looks kinda like the man that cleans our pool at ,casa de jewberg in palm beach.such a sweet guy,but is it me or does he look a bit dirty in the private area?
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
I bet he smells nice. How can you see his number in this photo? Looks just fine to me!
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
I’d lick him clean
By Dave Navarro
On December 27, 2006 at
he needs another gerbial up his fag ass
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
he hot
By Anonymous
On December 27, 2006 at
he hot
By JUDY JEW
On December 28, 2006 at
I was thinking,he needs a good jewish gal with a nose job,like the gals here at casa de jewberg,to clean him up and take care of him
By Patrick
On December 28, 2006 at
What happened Nicole?
Why so angry?
Who and what created Nicole?
Tragic.
No hugs for you.
By Anonymous
On December 28, 2006 at
wtf is up w/these postings???
good for Janet….people are reading this blog of yours.
but lame ass comments from …???
casa de jewberg??
WTF!
By CopChop
On December 28, 2006 at
Mel, you ignorant slut….exit these boards STAT.
Signed,
Your Parole Officer
By Patrick
On December 28, 2006 at
Hah-Hah.
Who’s Mel?
Nicolewaffle?
By Anonymous
On December 28, 2006 at
We Love you Keanu.
By ko
On December 29, 2006 at
Janet
Thank you for “covering” Keanu-
even if it’s to critique his clothes or cleanliness- he is the hotness…and so worthy of the love…
I wish it were me loving him, but what can you do?
By Judy Jew
On December 29, 2006 at
Oye the casa is mine and marvins vacation home in miami.Its an inside joke,wasnt meant to offend.We just love it there. Sunshine and sunsets make my bagel moist……Oye Vey.
By hiphopanonnymous
On December 30, 2006 at
there’s nothing sexier than someone in the spotlight who doesn’t give a shit and doesn’t try to be sexy.
By Anonymous
On December 31, 2006 at
he seems kind of neat but def seems like he has “emotional problems” and since i have some myself, i need a guy who is stable.
By Mel
On January 2, 2007 at
I have to say I like him (as in yes, Keanu, I will marry you). He is totally the opposite of Tom Cruisecontrol. He hasn’t fallen into the Hollywood bullshit. He’s just happy being who he is.
By MEL'S NUMBER ONE FAN
On January 4, 2007 at
Dear Copchop, or in your case, porkchop is probably more fitting. Get a life and leave one of the sweetest people I’ve ever known alone. How the fuck do you get off on calling a saint a slut you fucken moron?
By Anonymous
On January 5, 2007 at
I think he looks hot!! He is living a normal life among all those phony celebrities. He dresses and lives the way he wants and doesn’t care what anyone thinks. Gee, maybe he spilled something while he was eating – that ever happen to anyone – only you get to leave and get in your car without being photographed or having mean things said about you. Kean will always be “The One”
By lovelyleo
On January 10, 2007 at
I just adore him. He is the most charming. He could have a drink/meal/chat with me whenever he would like. Je s’adore!
By Serena.
On January 12, 2007 at
He is what he is , that’s why people love him and wish him all the best.
By Mrs Reeves
On January 13, 2007 at
He is a nice, and beautiful man. I love you Keanu.I wish you well.