KIM KARDASHIAN WANTS TO BE ANGELINA JOLIE

Kim Kardashian must REALLY be worried about her tarnished image because all she’s done lately is get herself photographed doing charity work. We imagine the Kim money-making machine must have stalled and her alarmed mother Kris arranged the volunteer events and photographers for Kim. First, Kim served food on skid row for Thanksgiving. Now it’s been reported that she actually went to Haiti, eyelashes and all, to raise awareness for Maria Bello’s charity to help Haitian women get medical care. Certainly the photos from Haiti will surface soon with Kim looking “concerned and helpful.” Sorry, Kim, your motivations are transparent, you’ll never have Angelina Jolie’s charitable reputation.

Posted by Janet on December 10, 2011

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  1. By Denise
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Dear God, don’t the Haitians have enough problems? If she wants to do some good, she should send a big fat check to Oxfam or some other charity doing work in Haiti.

  2. By Dragonfly
    On December 10, 2011 at

    It’s so funny that she thinks a few photo opportunities doing charity work will make people think she is a good person. HA!! Funny how we never saw this side of her before.

  3. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    My friend Ron worked with senior citizens for no other motive but to help his fellow man. That’s the kind of person he was. His murder was This witches springboard for riches and celebrity. Sick isnt it.

  4. By Muffie!!
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Volunteering, is volunteering. No matter what the motivations or circumstances may be. Kim does have a lot of press around her lately, and any attention brought to the tragic problems going on in Haiti, is a good thing!

    Contrary to popular opinion, the charity work Kim is doing in Haiti, will NOT hurt Kim’s image anymore!

  5. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    This nasty prostitute launched her career exploiting the hacked bodies of two young lovers. How could she stoop lower? Exploiting America’s homeless and the people of Haiti for positive press isnt close but that’s just me.

  6. By Strom
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Tom, no one has any regard for KK, even the BLACKS who screw her have no respect, but she had nothing to do with the murder. Ron was busily getting serviced by another white who had GONE BLACK, and it cost them their lives!

    If KK went to Haiti you can bet the cameras followed and it will all show up on the show.

    AMazing that even JC wants to give her more publicity. Will J Lo be far behind?

  7. By Palermo
    On December 10, 2011 at

    I would have more respect for this if she just sent them a huge check. We don’t need to see her prancing around in 5 inch Louboutins and trying to make a sympathetic expression with her Botoxed face.

    and the PR machine keeps spinning …

  8. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    When they did that two hour E special embracing their shitball father’s role in the murder they exploited Ron’s murder. The same way they exploited the holy sacrament of marriage with a two hour special. Here she is exploiting the homeless. soon we’ll see photos of her exploiting Haitians.

  9. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    They used the murder to further their fame and push their show. for money

  10. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    These whores are shilling a nail polish with the most prominent word on the label being “Nicole”. Is that just a coincidence? Oh yeah…

  11. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    The old battle axe drops Nicole’s name a thousand times in her book without adding anything new to the tragedy. Nicky’s mom is devastated by the book.

  12. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    The whole Reggie bush relationship was probably cultivated by pimp to increase their notoriety. Both oj and Reggie were black Heisman trophy winning running backs at USC.Very scandalous. Sounds rediculous? Look at her staged marriage to numbnut Kris for evidence of a pattern of arranged relationships.

  13. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Nicole new pimp would exploit her murder. She said so. She told her gf Cici Shahian that many years after her murder her “friends” would exploit her murder for money. Prior to this statement,Nicole had rejected pimp as a friend because she felt she had low morals. This is a fact not speculation.

  14. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Pimp is a snake oil salesman and her fans are the gullible bumpkins standing in line to purchase.

  15. By Bu
    On December 10, 2011 at

    The Smith Kids and the Kardashians are all fake self centered people…They need to all go away from all this we are great PR sh*t. It’s enough already…

  16. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    When fatass was on DWTS she supposedly cut her toe. What does everybody do when they cut their toe? Spread blood everywhere and post it on twitter. It looked like Bundy. Imagine how that image would effect the victim’s family. That didnt stop this harpy. That’s the definition of a sociopath.

  17. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    These whores established their own church as a tax dodge.

  18. By Christine India
    On December 10, 2011 at

    See that ladle she’s holding full of glop slop. I’d like to turn it up into her bitching face. And then force feed it to her.

  19. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Serving horse splooge to the unwashed with a smile! What a special girl.
    Off your meds again eh, Tommy!

  20. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Patrick… I’d like to rip your head off and take a dump down your neck. Does that make me in need of meds?

  21. By Jane
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Just disgusting… Sign the petition at http://boycottkim.com Over 210,000 signatures.

  22. By Bluejay
    On December 10, 2011 at

    What’s so great about that ambition? Now she and Octomom can be a two-person club of Angelina wannebees.

  23. By Bluejay
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Tom, thanks for your comments, except for the mean response to Patrick. Did the trash clan really start their own church? Really?

  24. By Meg
    On December 10, 2011 at

    How ironic for this twat to make money from pictures, while ‘promoting’ charity. BARF

  25. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Google “the church of the Kardashians”. It’s named Lifechange Community Church founded by the high priestess of pimping Kris pimp.

  26. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Oh Tommy, you hurt me.
    Why? Why?
    sniff…shiver…whimper

  27. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Because you run your yap before you think!

  28. By Muffie!!
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Holy Hillbilly, Tommy is back!! I thought you took a long walk off a short plank way back when??

    Who sprung ya, Kris Humphries??

  29. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Sausage Mc Muffie! Read a book lately?

  30. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Tommy you and Ebunny should run off together and do a tri way with your hero O.J.
    Don’t forget to toss his salad.
    OOps, guess I’m gettin an it’s not about the posters now!

  31. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Patty, Where do you stand you ninkompoop? One day your nose is up oj’s ass and the next its up strom’s. You are a putz.

  32. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    People who have bad mouthed the Kardashians…Obama…Daniel Craig…Cher…Reese Witherspoon…Shia…Mike Buble…Prince…Elton John…Janet Charlton…tommy etc… People who support the Kardashians…Jonathan Cheban…Joe Francis…Ryan Seacrest…Demi Lovato…Oj… Patrick…Muffie etc…

  33. By Kitty
    On December 10, 2011 at

    But I thought she wanted to be Elizabeth Taylor with all her marriages!

  34. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2011 at

    You’re easy prey Tommy.
    Kind of like a hysterical, little girl.
    Eeeeasy.

  35. By Muffie!!
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Aw, Little Tom Thumb or should I say Shrimp Dick for short?

    Your post keep coming, but all I see is BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!

  36. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Get your mind off my johnson you low class fatty. I didnt give you permission.

  37. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Patty,There are doers and there are talkers You are a talker. Just a provoctive little cunt hiding behind a keybord in cyberspace.

  38. By Pippa Martins-St. Onge
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Americans made this Woman famous and now they will revel in tearing her down.

  39. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Janet, I’ve had a crush on you since your stint on a televised gossip show in the 90s.Are you in a relationship? Enquiring minds want to know.

  40. By Muffie!!
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Tommy, please stop talking about your Mother like that! I am an advocate for all Mother’s, even yours who more than likely shit you out on a rock! Shame on you!!!!

  41. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2011 at

    UMMM!
    TOMMY said a bad word!
    I’M TELLIN.
    JAAnet.
    TOMMY said cunt!!
    Fuckin Tommy. Makes my eyes water.

  42. By tommy
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Everybody will agree attacking a person’s mammy in cyberspace demonstrates a severe character defect. It’s too easy and lacks any creativity. You suck!

  43. By Stephanie Lee
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Patrick and Tommy, time for Strom’s Island of love. you sure belong together… a real hate fest, a hate-a-looza

  44. By Please speak it!
    On December 10, 2011 at

    Tommy, im a lurker, but I love hearing your take on things,you might be a little too aggressive but I appreciate your truth.

  45. By Patrick
    On December 10, 2011 at

    I don’t even read tommys shit. Haven’t forever.
    Strom, can you do that Strawberry thing for tommy again.
    tommy….tommy…tommy…

  46. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    This might be a bit closer to home for Tom:

    http://vimeo.com/10837866

  47. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Unfortunately, Nichol was close to KK in at least one respect….she had several BLACK Men between her legs. One took out revenge when she decided to go jewish by gobbing Ron for delivering the infamous pair of glasses. If Ron had had the temple on his mind instead of Nicol’s vagina he might still be around.

  48. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Every time her picture is posted, the shot of BLACK Ray J with his meat up her very willing ass, should be posted alongside.

    I agree that if there was any charity here a big check should have been given, without the need for a tweet.

  49. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Steph, Do you bleach your anus like patty?

  50. By Nina
    On December 11, 2011 at

    tommy, why are you so vicious? We get that Nicole and Ron were murdered by OJ, everybody knows that poor excuse for a human being DID IT, even though a fact-deprived jury found him not guilty, but your words here and how you deliver them only make other posters mock you. Not to worry; the Kardashians will get theirs, maybe sooner than we hope.

  51. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Good points!

    Could Tom also be a pseudo personality?

  52. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

  53. By Stephanie Lee
    On December 11, 2011 at

    there goes Strom again it’s the old vaginas, meat, go jewish and Blacks rant…. You’re one creepy dude, dude, who knows way way too much trivia about celebrities. Without giving away you’re ID or anything, what do you do ? We’ve got an office pool, most think you’re on welfare, skill-less, i think your in fast food services. Please let us enablers know ?

  54. By Palermo
    On December 11, 2011 at

    It’s not about the posters

    :)

  55. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Nina, It’s not about Oj. It’s about the Kardashians exploiting the murder of my friend. Mock me all you want.

  56. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Nina,Speak for yourself. If these bitches collectively fell down a flight of stairs yesterday and broke their fuckin necks that would’nt be soon enough for me. You remind me of Patrick- a provocative little c u n t.

  57. By Sophia
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Tommy is great. We need more people like Tommy telling it like it is. I love Tommy! Tommy for president! Strom,Patrick,Muffie,Stephanie,and Muffie go on and on but dont really say anything. They seem like they waste a lot of their lives on gossip blogs commiserating on when Brad takes a dump or how loaded lilo got last night. Tommy only seems to attack the whoring Kardashians with FACTS. But alas…many readers dont have the mental capacity to comprehend his message.

  58. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    “You remind me of Patrick- a provocative little c u n t.”

  59. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    TOMMY, I told you to stop saying bad words.
    I’m gonna tell your dad and then you’re gonna be in trouble.

  60. By LettucePrey
    On December 11, 2011 at

    KK needs a “hot lunch” all right:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot+lunch

  61. By enchantedbunny
    On December 11, 2011 at

    what the hell patrick i haven’t even posted a comment about this post and already you are slinging mud at me. you say you don’t read tommy’s shit yet you reply(?).i bet your verbal diarrhea topped with hippocracy leaves a foul taste in your mouth. dare i say you really are as smart as patrick starfish.

  62. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Yer spellin an punciation is atroshis ebunny.
    stooopid

  63. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Lettuceprey, Jesus Christ!
    Let’s NOT do lunch!!

  64. By Sue
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Patrick writes “OOps, guess I’m gettin an it’s not about the posters now!” WTF are you trying to say you miserable POS? You’re a literary genius!

  65. By Kip and LaWanda
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Patrick and Tommy, your insecurities are immediately transparent ..

    Give us a break please, if you must post at least attempt to raise your commentary above a high school level.

    Such broad personal attacks display a tangible weakness of character and lack any real wit, or sense of satire.

    Just a bunch of clumsy, mean spirited, sophomoric comments, much like anally obsessed Strom, with his 13 year old brain.

    It’s just so bloody silly.

  66. By Mo
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Patrick, You should’nt use the lords name in vain. It makes you look like more of a idiot than you already appear to be.

  67. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    I guess you could see it that way, Sue.
    Not what I implied, however.
    Fill yer boots, Precious.

  68. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Kip and LaWanda, You’re right! Your post is so darn intelligent. You must be a part of the Kardashian army. That group of prim and proper ladies noted for their scholarship andgood deeds. You are just so witty and sarcastic and “college” level it’s amazing!

  69. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Kip and Lawanda, you are missing something here. My point with Tommy.
    Easy, Mo. Praise Allah or Vishnu or Ronald Mcdonald or…which God are we talking about here? Your God? That’s the real one, right?!

  70. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    And Kip.
    Bow to your Sensei!!

  71. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Why add such senseless drivel to a thread about the Kardashians? It only increases the number andmakes JC wet to add more Kardo threads. Instead they should be ignored and pitied or filled with images of BLACK Damon, RJ, Reggie and others pounding her from the rear.

  72. By enchantedbunny
    On December 11, 2011 at

    starfish (patrick) you are a coward who revels in the anonimity of the www. you encite peoples hatered with your prattle because you are insecure. it’s truly sad that this may be the only form of recognition you will ever recieve. xoxo

  73. By Kip and LaWanda
    On December 11, 2011 at

    ouch !

  74. By elfin
    On December 11, 2011 at

    How lovely that so many who were dropped on their heads as babies found each other.

  75. By Avoir du pois
    On December 11, 2011 at

    What’s wrong Strom ? get pounded from the rear by a bunch of BLACKS ? wanted to hate it, but found you liked it ? you’re leaking …

  76. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Aw, ebunny, you hurted me.

  77. By Muffie!!
    On December 11, 2011 at

    By Sophia, your so smart……..

    at a Retard convention, maybe? Then your probably, Top of the Class!! Kudos, good on ya, way to go!!

  78. By Muffie!!
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Well I mean Sophia or whomever is pretending to be A Sophia. I know who you are, and your a pathetic Bitch!!

  79. By enchantedbunny
    On December 11, 2011 at

    feelin emasculated are ya. oh well. starfish reproduce asexually, so you’ll be o.k.

  80. By Denise
    On December 11, 2011 at

    (Boy am I glad I stayed out of this fray)

  81. By Erika K
    On December 11, 2011 at

    this ain’t just a fray Denise, it’s the 2nd. International, anti-PC enablers Mensa afternoon tea and charity auction on Gay Island.

    I feel confident though – with our species advancement with this crew at the helm.*

    * Strom et al ( ie. Patrick, Tommy, Hello, Muffie ) – I’m using an ironic rhetorical device here … I don’t really think that you and your “crew” will improve anything, I actually think quite the opposite.

    But I do apologize you guys for being so pedantic, but as I’ve noticed that the use of irony routinely escapes you, as seemingly also does; subtlety, probity and reason, I thought best to point out the obvious to you monkeys.

    But hell, why let a little reality intrude on the essential fantasies of the grotesque.

    Go on Strom, say something elegant about anal cavities and Islands.

  82. By Kip and LaWanda
    On December 11, 2011 at

    and, we have a winner folks !

  83. By Strom
    On December 11, 2011 at

    It’s not about delusional posters!

  84. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    My, my, Erika.
    That’s a big ole brain you got there.
    Oh yes, ebunny. You’re really showin me, princess.

  85. By Erika k
    On December 11, 2011 at

    P.S. I am also open to a hot lunch date with any of you monkeys.

  86. By Johnny1960
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Hey Erika play nice will ya, and stop picking on the droolers, they know not what they do.

  87. By Johnny1960
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Presumably Strom you are being self referential ? nest ce pas ?

  88. By Johnn 1960
    On December 11, 2011 at

    I also am open to a hot lunch but prefer a rusty trombone like my fap queen Kimbo. Toodles!

  89. By Erika K
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Patrick, glad to arouse the inmates, pity the signals don’t reach all the way to the brain.

  90. By Sophia
    On December 11, 2011 at

    It’s “you’re” not “your” you dope!

  91. By Johnny1960
    On December 11, 2011 at

    you forgot the y in Johnny you dummy, if you’re going to pretend to be someone else, at least have the wit to do it right.

  92. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Hey you intellectuals! Lilo had her purse stolen in Hawaii! Quick! go to TMZ to get the deets.

  93. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Johnny1960 can’t even spell his own name. What an ahole!

  94. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Try and bring some amusement to the game, Erika.
    You’re dull and boring.

  95. By tommy
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Rumor has it Johnny1960 is Jonathan Cheban’s asshole buddy.

  96. By Christine India
    On December 11, 2011 at

    You should all just cool it and go read your Bibles. After all, this IS Sunday.

    Don’t start in on me….I’m not listening.
    (fingers in ears..lalalalalalalalalalalala.)

  97. By Muffie!!
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Okay Sophia, you’re a pathetic Bitch!! Got it? Good.

    Now head back to your convention!

  98. By Muffie!!
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Erica K, hmm. What’s the K stand for kumquat? Or was it twat? Please forgive my poor spelling skills. Will ya?

  99. By mish mash
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Get that broke-ass extension outa the food. Can these people get any nastier?

  100. By Coco
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Kim is the nasty one. She got boofed and then put it in her mouth without washing it off. Even mish mash,strom,Patrick,Nina,Muffie,Kit and Latoya or wtf her name is,Johnny1960, could’nt be that nasty. Or could they?

  101. By Muffie!!
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Obviously not as nasty as you my dear Coco! What the he’ll does boofed mean? Sounds like you’ve been “boofed” before? And where did you watch the video, you nasty beast!!

  102. By Coco
    On December 11, 2011 at

    I assure you you’ve been boofed more than me.

  103. By Bluejay
    On December 11, 2011 at

    My, my, more posts than the passing of Elizabeth Taylor, and a bunch of people insulting each other.

    So, stop it all, take a deep breath, relax, do something fun, be nice.

  104. By mish mash
    On December 11, 2011 at

    True charity is anonymous and not self-serving. And please get a hair net for her if she shows up there again.

  105. By Johnny1960
    On December 11, 2011 at

    kumquat ? to twat ? yeesh … some real mental giants here ! Dorthy Parker is rolling over in her grave.

  106. By Patrick
    On December 11, 2011 at

    Is that Dorothy? Or Dorthy?

  107. By forrest gump
    On December 12, 2011 at

    yep: SHE INDEED IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE!!

  108. By Dawn
    On December 12, 2011 at

    No one should take a pay check to do charity and no one should seek publicity for charity. Charity should come from the heart and because you realize that there but by the grace of god goes you. The problem is none of the above fits Kim. And Mufflie I will try to explain what “boofed” is delicately for you, it means you took a man’s penis up your behind and then when the penis was removed, you used your mouth to wet it and to remove whatever may be lingering on the penis from its trip up the behind. And then she got a “golden shower” for her trouble both inside and out. A “golden shower” equates pee or piss or whatever you want to call it. And that is why she is referred to as a whore because she released it to the public. Simply stated most A-moral people like Kim don’t believe in a darn thing that they will not benefit from. End of story.

  109. By Strom
    On December 12, 2011 at

    Very much to the point and this should follow her for all her days!

  110. By Christine India
    On December 12, 2011 at

    Boy oh boy, did I ever get an education….one that I could do without.

    And who would want to be Kim….someone tell her Judgment Day is coming. For her, it won’t be pretty, it will be the PITS.

  111. By Patrick
    On December 12, 2011 at

    Look at me, saving the poor peoples, horse splooge, photo-op.

  112. By Muffie!!
    On December 12, 2011 at

    Thanks Dawn, for the lesson on being boofed. Dd you see the video personally? Just wonderin’

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