KIM KARDASHIAN WANTS TO BE ANGELINA JOLIE

Kim Kardashian must REALLY be worried about her tarnished image because all she’s done lately is get herself photographed doing charity work. We imagine the Kim money-making machine must have stalled and her alarmed mother Kris arranged the volunteer events and photographers for Kim. First, Kim served food on skid row for Thanksgiving. Now it’s been reported that she actually went to Haiti, eyelashes and all, to raise awareness for Maria Bello’s charity to help Haitian women get medical care. Certainly the photos from Haiti will surface soon with Kim looking “concerned and helpful.” Sorry, Kim, your motivations are transparent, you’ll never have Angelina Jolie’s charitable reputation.

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  1. Obviously not as nasty as you my dear Coco! What the he’ll does boofed mean? Sounds like you’ve been “boofed” before? And where did you watch the video, you nasty beast!!

  2. My, my, more posts than the passing of Elizabeth Taylor, and a bunch of people insulting each other.

    So, stop it all, take a deep breath, relax, do something fun, be nice.

  3. True charity is anonymous and not self-serving. And please get a hair net for her if she shows up there again.

  4. kumquat ? to twat ? yeesh … some real mental giants here ! Dorthy Parker is rolling over in her grave.

  5. No one should take a pay check to do charity and no one should seek publicity for charity. Charity should come from the heart and because you realize that there but by the grace of god goes you. The problem is none of the above fits Kim. And Mufflie I will try to explain what “boofed” is delicately for you, it means you took a man’s penis up your behind and then when the penis was removed, you used your mouth to wet it and to remove whatever may be lingering on the penis from its trip up the behind. And then she got a “golden shower” for her trouble both inside and out. A “golden shower” equates pee or piss or whatever you want to call it. And that is why she is referred to as a whore because she released it to the public. Simply stated most A-moral people like Kim don’t believe in a darn thing that they will not benefit from. End of story.

  6. Boy oh boy, did I ever get an education….one that I could do without.

    And who would want to be Kim….someone tell her Judgment Day is coming. For her, it won’t be pretty, it will be the PITS.

  7. Thanks Dawn, for the lesson on being boofed. Dd you see the video personally? Just wonderin’

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