In case you wondered how vacuous Kris Jenner was back in 1985 when she was actually a Kardashian, get a load of this vanity video. Kris Kardashian was happily married to Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney’s indulgent father Robert back then, and he produced this video dedicated to Kris’s dear friends, for her 30th birthday. Many of her friends – even employees at restaurants and shops she liked, participated. She showed it at her birthday party. Among her “friends” you’ll see OJ Simpson and Nicole. It’s a bit like a whirlwind tour of Beverly Hills back in the 80’s….

Video via: Daily Mail

Posted by Janet on December 21, 2011

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  1. By Hilary
    On December 21, 2011 at

    Very cute and VERY vacuous — thanks for sharing, Janet. You can still see, in this, the sparkly flight attendant that Kris once was, pre-marriage to Robert Kardashian. Wonder if she still goes to Bible study and church every Sunday? NOT! :)

  2. By Patrick
    On December 21, 2011 at

    I wonder if Kim and Ray J. studied in the same bible class? And what did they learn?
    Over to you, Strom.

  3. By Mel Zipskin
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Shallow vapid coked out Valley mom.

  4. By carlotta
    On December 22, 2011 at

    I liked it. It was cute and everyone seemed to be having a good time making it.

  5. By Bluejay
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Hilary, as Tom informed us, yes she goes to a church every Sunday. Notice they had a Psalm on their silicone boob Xmas card?

  6. By Strom
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Since this was put out by KK it seems that the Kard’s publicity flack’s have very much infiltrated JC.

    Kris wanted to be the center of attention even then. Interesting that there was just 1 token BLACK in the video.

    Maybe Tom could be a tour guide on this video.

  7. By Gogogoverness
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Makes me laugh…I had better taste in the 80s and I was only 12! Where’s Dior or Ungaro or Channel? I bet she used to wear Hillfinger outfits in the 90s too

  8. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Contrast that video with the golden shower/anal video Kim produced and kris marketed. I’d be willing to wager she has a lot more enemies than friends now.

  9. By Nina
    On December 22, 2011 at

    It’s nice to look at OJ and know his ass is in prison where it belongs. Not for what he REALLY should be in for, but we’ll take it.

  10. By Natalie
    On December 22, 2011 at

    The video seems like it was made sincerely and with good intentions…unlike her daughter’s sex tape. What a contrast.

  11. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Bible study? Thou shall profit off of murder and pornography. Thou shall exploit the sexuality of your own children including those not of adult age. Thou shall exploit the poor and homeless. So sayeth the Lord.

  12. By Irene
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Hmmmm….at the end right before OJ comes up theres a guy saying “she loves you!” that Khloe strongly resembles…

  13. By Palermo
    On December 22, 2011 at

    OMG, for once words escape me. So she’s always been a vacuous twat

  14. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Irene, you’re right. I think you solved the mystery. The old skank didn’t cheat with “Ryan” a producer,but with that hairdresser with the yellow hair dryer who appears right before Oj. The resemblance is too strong. Now that that’s solved when are these tramps going away.

  15. By chris
    On December 22, 2011 at

    That was 80′s style Hilarious and Randy Newman (Disney/Pixar) movies.
    Seeing OJ was repulsive.
    That said I admire the Kardashian’s Family Loyalty.

  16. By Muffie!!
    On December 22, 2011 at

    What wonderful gift for a husband to give his wife on her 30th Birthday!

    I sure bet Kris wishes that OJ wasn’t included in the video, though. But who could have known just how evil this man was. He is a sociopathic psycho, and he had everybody fooled. Including the LA justice system. EPIC fail!!

  17. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    I repeat-the fat ugly one’s father is pictured at the end of the video holding a yellow hair dryer. This not a joke.He is a splitting image of that potty mouthed beast. Irene has put that question to rest. The fat one’s daddy was a hair dresser. Why would The pimp lie and say it was a producer? It proves she is a liar. She obviously lied because it sounds like she was more of a player. “I had an affair with a producer” Big shot!

  18. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    What a wonderful gift to give your husband. Cuckold him with your hairdryer and film him and have your husband pay for it. Precious! I love my friends!

  19. By Debbie Novotny
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Vapid, shallow and stoooopid. Just like ‘merica likes em. The Kardashian show has never had such high ratings.

    American culture at its best.

  20. By Strom
    On December 22, 2011 at

    But OJ and the BLACK athletes that Bob and Kris hung with were the role models for the guys that would soon be humping the K daughters.

  21. By Cal
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Irene. Yes. So it would seem.

  22. By MARC
    On December 22, 2011 at

    That’s the BEST thing EVER!!!!

    It made my lunch hour!

    But shows how far things have come..remember when the Cheesecake Factory was super fancy!

  23. By Christine India
    On December 22, 2011 at

    3 points:

    How many times did she take her eyes off the road?

    Does she have a rather large Leno jaw line?

    I think she was walking barefoot on the treadmill. Not a smart thing to do.


    Please, please when will their time in the public be up. I have never watched the show, as I don’t have cable, and I wouldn’t anyway.

  24. By Strom
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Their flacks now send this drivel to TMZ and JC and they put it out to millions.

    Ban Kardashians and their trash for 2012 and make them irrevelent!

  25. By Reta
    On December 22, 2011 at

    I don’t see ANY resemblance in the hair dryer guy and Khloe. He is very dark haired, eyebrows, and she was born with very light hair almost blonde. I don’t see how with her mother having that black hair and this supposed “father/sperm-donor” having black hair the baby Khloe would come out so light haired, so you people that have “solved” the “mystery” need to get back to your detective kits and start over. This guy’s a dud.

    As for the video, OJ made me sick and again, I felt like killing him but so happy his ass is FINALLY locked up and I hope he dies in jail and never sees the light of day again because he IS a double murdering bastard who butchered the crap out of two innocent people, one being the mother of two of his children.

    My roommate believes his oldest son did the crime and OJ covered it up. But I think Robert Kardasian knew the REAL truth, being the asshole’s best friend, and the shocked look on his face when the not guilty verdict was read said it all. he KNEW the guy was a killer and fully expected a guilty verdict. I’m also betting her told all to his then wife Kris, who should come out now and spill the beans and tell all she knows. Stop protecting the bastard AND the coverup her dead husband helped concoct. I’ve always believed Kardasian was the friend he called as he was waiting for his limo to the airport, to come and get the bag containing the knife and his killing outfit. I think the friend came over and ditched it permanently for him. Good job. It’s never ben found. Maybe Kris knows where her husband took it.

  26. By Irene
    On December 22, 2011 at

    I played the video and paused it and every facial expression the hair dresser makes There is no question in my mind. It’s HIM. D-A-D-D-Y!

    So now that we have solved who Khloe’s father is, what other mysteries shall we solve? The Kennedy Assassination? The real father of Ben Affleck’s oldest? Which Twilight star is heterosexual? Prince Harry’s illegitimacy a contributing factor to Diana’s death? It all started here!

  27. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Nina, Why mention that your roommate believes OJ’s son did it? If you believe that monkeys fly out of your ass. Opinions are like assholes -everybody has one. The hair dresser is the father. All you can come up with is hair color refuting the obvious resemblance? Anyway who gives a shit anyway. The old slut is a gold digging uneducated pos who sells her daughters sex tape to the highest bidder.

  28. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Ron took Oj on. He fought for his life. My man Ron wanted to live. He wanted to marry the right girl. He wanted to open his own restuarant. He wanted kids. While he was being hacked to death he managed to pull off OJ’s glove and dig his fingernails into OJ’s gloveless hand. DNA doesn’t lie. End of ballgame.

  29. By Irene
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Too funny! I do believe that if the old slut WAS educated she could have hawked 5 sex tapes (1 from each daughter). But I suppose there are some things even She Wouldn’t Do.

  30. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    There is nothing that old whore wouldn’t do to be a “star”

  31. By Nina
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Uh…tommy…reta made the comment about her roommate thinking OJ’s son killed Nicole and Ron, I didn’t. I think OJ did it, and I will never believe otherwise.

  32. By tommy
    On December 22, 2011 at

    Nina, I apologize. Of course OJ did it. He murdered my friend Ron. It was the media event of the century. Many people got rich off of it. Many still are. Pimp momma and Gaycrest are still drinking from that well.

  33. By susieserb
    On December 22, 2011 at

    204 is Nicole…233 who are those women? and then again in 248 is that Nicole again?

    Dude with the yellow hair dryer could be Khloe’s father??? Is he Armenian?

  34. By forrest gump
    On December 22, 2011 at

    kris was already a faker back then……

  35. By Mel Zipskin
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Yes that was Khloe’s daddy.

  36. By Strom
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Yep there is no evidence OJs kid did anything…a lurking OJ caught Nicole deep throating Ron for the “nice gesture” of returning the glasses and he went crazy. OJ even admitted this to Reverend Rosie Greer but that couldnt be used in court.

    Just like the old southern juries didnt find Klansmen guilty for murder, a mostly BLACK LA jury found one of their own kind “not guilty”. Not much difference is there?

  37. By Strom
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Where is Oliver Stone to produce the real movie on OJ?

    Scene 1 – Camera Shows BLACK OJ pounding his white GF before heading out for golf.

    Scene 2 – Camera shows Nicole leaving her glasses on the restaurant table and walking out. Ron the waiter picks them up, grins, and sports a woody for the next hour.

    Scene 3 – Kardashian wife riding around Bev Hills in hubby’s Mercedes arguing with Robert because he wont give her a credit line advance.

    Scene 4 – After his golf game OJ was again serviced by the white gf but a phone call from Nicole interrupted the event and he left in a rage (She told him to stay away from her, especially tonight)

    Scene 5 – Doorbell rings, It’s Ron, a devilish grin on his face and he shakes the glasses case and rubs his crotch….Nicole begins the deep throat routine and is observed by OJ peeping through the window….the rest is history.

  38. By Strom
    On December 23, 2011 at

    O.J. Simpson was married to Marquerite, his high school sweetheart, before leaving her to marry Nicole Brown.

    As tension mounted, Arnelle lashed out at OJ for ditching Marquerite, his high school sweetheart, to marry Nicole Brown whom Simpson was later acquitted of charges of Nicole’s murder in 1994.

  39. By tommy
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Arnelle cleaned up OJ’S house after he left for Chicago. She laundered the bloody sweats which were found by detectives in the washer.

  40. By Strom
    On December 23, 2011 at

    O.J. Simpson was married to BLACK Marquerite, his high school sweetheart, before leaving her to marry White Nicole Brown.

  41. By tommy
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Oj was an equal opportunity abuser. He’d beat the shit out of both of his wives. He also beat up Jason his son.

  42. By Rebecca Jones
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Just wondering if she loved her friends so much why were the shots of them all so quick you couldn’t make out a face! Maybe less of her and longer on them would have been more effective, Good effort though.

  43. By Mel Zipskin
    On December 23, 2011 at

    @tommy you’re right.

    Please tell us more, was he banging Pimp Mama and were he and Kato boyfriends or just tweek buddies?

  44. By tommy
    On December 23, 2011 at

    No evidence of drug use or Kris and Oj in rut.

  45. By Reta
    On December 23, 2011 at

    Tommy, I mentioned my roommate’s belief because we here are ALL discussing the varius things we’ve HEARD. MYSELF? I fully believe and KNOW that prick murdered the mother of his children just feet away from where they slept and the fully innocent Ron along with her. I don’t believe a THING seually was going on between the two victims oter than friendship. The body of Ron wasn’t found in any form of undress, neither was she. Don’t defile the dead any further than this bastard has by murdering them the way he has.
    Now if only Kris Jenner would tell the world what her ex husband knew! Were they still married whe the murder happened, or already divorced and moved on? Either way, I believe, because she knew OJ so well as a friend WITH her ex that he would have confided in her things he couldn’t speak to anyone else. She KNOWS things…count on it!!

  46. By tommy
    On December 23, 2011 at

    The pimp knew Oj was abusing Nicole. How could she not? Pimp was divorced from Skunk at the time of the murders so it is highly unlikely she had any more info than she revealed in her book exploiting the murders.She blows where the wind blows. She sat on the defense side when she thought that would be to her advantage. She supported Oj when she was courting black viewers for her show. She is in business(Shoedazzle) with Shapiro now. Shplays both sides of the fence.

  47. By Mel Zipskin
    On December 24, 2011 at


  48. By Bluejay
    On December 24, 2011 at

    Kris’ “friends” that she “loved” were all shop keepers where she spent money, or restaurant people where she dined. That speaks volumes in and of itself.

  49. By Edith's Designer Head
    On December 24, 2011 at

    I am in agreement with Reta. Well said about “defiling the dead”.

    I remember reading in the mid to late 90′s that Kris Jenner disliked OJ prior to his divorce from Nicole and later dispised OJ after her murder. This is was suppose to be have been major friction between Kris Jenner and her ex Robert.

    I am not a fan of any of these people. The whole situation is sad. I wonder how Nicole’s children are emotionally and mentally.

  50. By Strom
    On December 24, 2011 at

    No doubt Tom will update you in a very detailed manner.

    Kris was very hairy then so you can see where the K’s got their fur.

  51. By Irene
    On December 24, 2011 at

    Strom you made me LoL!!

  52. By Beutrice
    On December 25, 2011 at

    Check out 3:13….. It looks exactly like Khloe… I think it’s her real Dad… What do you guys think? The resemblence is crazy!

  53. By Mel Zipskin
    On December 26, 2011 at

    I’ve already said yes. Doesn’t matter what the rest say. 2012 will be the year that pimp mama “reveals” the truth – Khole is NOT a Karadashian.

  54. By Strom
    On December 26, 2011 at

    Could be but it wont come out from the “family”. Makes sense, Robert was probably busy at work and Kris was full of herself and had ample opportunity to get pumped.

    O.J. Simpson was married to BLACK Marquerite, his high school sweetheart, before leaving her to marry White Nicole Brown.

    Tom, no doubt will have more news and let us know what additional lawsuits Goldman has entered into: Hitler, Stalin, Andrew Jackson, Saddam, Strom Thurmond, George Bush!

  55. By E
    On December 27, 2011 at

    Just when you thought there couldn’t be anything more embarrassing about the kartrashians, there is more. Video looks surprisingly well produced, but good God, even in the 80s they knew to put a lot of reverb on such a terrible voice (so why didn’t they?) And, of course, it was always obvious by inference that Kris was a fame whore, but I had no idea the crap she got up to in the 80s. I guess the reason the guitar didn’t suck was because it was Randy Newman (sigh). This isn’t fun, this is just vapid entitlement. Ugh. (Not that I’d expect anything else from the kartrashian/jenners)

    Reta, on a more serious note, I think you are spot on (And if you watch the verdict closely, I thought it looked like Old Jackass himself thought he was going to be found guilty, too) RIP Ron and Nicole. Tommy, thanks for posting about your friend Ron.

  56. By Strom
    On December 27, 2011 at

    Don’t get Tommy going again.


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