KRIS JENNER TAKES FULL CREDIT FOR THE KARDASHIAN KONGLOMERATE

Brace yourself. The Kardashian empire last year earned 65 million dollars – more than Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, or Sandra Bullock. The Hollywood Reporter credits Kris Jenner for the family’s incredible success and Kris admits that initially SHE was inspired by the Hilton family (who must be green with envy about now.) The family splits a six figure check for each episode of their several reality shows, but this just serves as a marketing platform or “commercial” for their related efforts: the Dash stores, books, fragrances, skin care, diet products, a line for Sears, etc – next up are slot machines for The Mirage Hotel. Kris says “Who knew it would be this profitable? I should have had more kids!”

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  1. Not too hard to whore them out when they are whoring it up themselves.

  2. Wasn’t she a swinger back in the days having sex with oj or his friend that drove the truck? Maybe that’s where kim learned how to love black guy’s pissing on her and laying there like wet sheet not doing anything but of course getting paid.

  3. SebastianCanada, our frightened little mouse, you will be please to know you are forgiven of your short-lived temper flare-up. And that goes for your multiple personalities, too. Capiche?

    And now to the business at hand: The Kardashians: we are living in an upside down world. The more whorish their ways, the more big bucks coming their way. Life ain’t fair, get used to it.

  4. ^^^^And forgive me for congratulating myself for this succint and all-encompassing observation. LOL

  5. I’m sure she’s racking her brain trying to think of C-list celebrities with brothers willing to urinate on her two younger daughters so she can leak those tapes ASAP. Mama Rose here could teach even Dina Lohan a thing or two about whoring out kids.

  6. Judging from this pic, it seems Robert Kardashian must have been very small man.

    Being beautiful does have it’s advantages I guess.That is kind of amazing considering that they really have done anything significant to become famous. Only in America can people get wealthy off of their looks!!

  7. Rooting for the shameless is about as far as you can get from making a convincing jealousy argument.

  8. I personally find them revolting but you hae to admit Mama Kris seems to have a very good business head

  9. The sight of all that voluptuous Armenian ass—but where is the young and strapping Robert?—makes Daddy’s Diving Board as schwingy as Greg Louganis’s at a Frat Boy pool party—Yowza!

  10. first of all janet where did you get that it was $65 million, I do work for their money manager and it was about half that, way to exagerate! but yes kudos to kris she really is a shrewd woman and the brains behind that entire family.

  11. Robert Kardashian (their dad) was only five feet seven inches. Khloe Kardashian is the only normal sized of the three. I think Kris must have smoke a couple packs a day with the first two.

  12. When I see them I think of that Dire Straits song “Money for Nothing”. And of course your chicks are free.

  13. I don’t get the attraction to these chicks at all?
    Indy. Figured out Strom was Sebastion of old yet? No.
    Praise Jeebuz hahaha.

  14. After this Kardashian Kornucopia, Mamma better have crime scene tape around her Mussy tonight because Daddy is fixing to DESTROY IT—the minute she gets back from delivering her Mary Kay!

  15. I fully believe Robert Kardashian was the friend who ditched OJ’s murder knife and clothes in the bag that was put in the limo when he was picked up and them dropped off at the airport. Robert ditched it for his friend and KNEW OJ was a murderer and that’s why he was so shocked when the verdict came in.

    Kourtney is the OLDEST, then Kim, then Kloe who obviously got her height from her mom. The two younger daughters just coming into the media blitz are from the Jenner marraige, and are also very pretty, and look like they will be taller than the shorter older sisters.

    The son, Robert seems to have gotten hit with the ugly stick and so far I don’t see him being too interested in making something of himself or having a career other than being a Kardashian.

    Denise, LOVED your choice of song. That was a great dance song and it should be their theme song, shouldn’t it? Maybe they can play it as they come down the runway “modeling”! That would be soooo entertaining!

  16. Patrick….Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. (believe it or not). But I agree about the ‘attraction’ these sluts have for the stupid masses.

    Reta….I think you are correct about Robert K. You could be an ace reporter for the National Enquirer. LOL

  17. Some of us are so crafty but mostly just plain hilarious (it’s good to laugh….strengthens the inner stomach muscles).

    In the words of Popeye the Sailor Man….”I yam what I yam”. (more spinach please!)

  18. Mom should be real proud of her daughter Kim who was pissed on and butt fucked by a Black man on tape for $$$….Check out the history and Robert knew OJ was guilty as he confessed to Rosie Greer and tried to get OJ to plea bargin. Then came in Johnny C. who had learned long ago that no Black jury would convict a Black man for this crime…and they didn’t!

  19. most black people know oj was/is guilty of those deaths. the only ones that dont believe it are the same ones that think it was ok that chris brown beat the life out of rihana. there is a deep ignorance that pervades some racial groups, like the idiots that dont believe barack obama was not born in the USA or the blacks that are all ghetto and go around always saying black people are beautiful and strong, almost believing that if they say it enough it will be true.

  20. Hey uncle asshole…got no eyes? The mother looks exactly like Khloe, height, face shape & skin coloring, not that you’d notice anything other than the regular targets…

  21. If you have ever seen them in public, it is Khloe (the youngest of the three) that blends (height wise) with other people. Khole looks like a giant when she stands with Kourtney and Kim. If she is just with average sized people, she blends just fine.

    It’s the oldest ones (Kourtney & Kim) that are so tiny. Kourtney is very very tiny in height and body frame. That’s why I jokingly suggested that Kris must have smoked while carrying those two. (low birth weight is linked to smoking).

  22. PS: I think I remember Robert Kardashian, the father of these women, being fairly short in stature. I remember him when he was standing with the rest of the “Dream Team” waiting for the verdict and when it was called “Innocent” he turned his head around and UP, way UP to look in shock at his best bud who he knew had murdered his wife and Ron Goldman.

  23. Wow Strom, It’s great to know that bigots don’t take vacations. I see you got a couple of new friends.

  24. Most people did believe Obama was born in USA UNTIL the absolute refusal to make the birth certificate public. Shouldn’t that be a requirement for every President?

  25. You idiots give the mom too much credit. Just because she “manages” her whores do not mean she comes up with these “business ventures”. The opportunities are presented to her and she just say yes to each and every one of them. Kind of stupid if you ask me to attach your name to every product offered to you.

    The kardashian rise to fame was paved via Paris hilton. Sex tape, check. Reality show, check. Clothing line, check. Perfume, check. Paid party appearances, check. Studio manufactured pop song, check. Kris is no business exec or marketing guru. The opportunities just present themselves. The kardashian mastercard is perfect evidence of them just accepting something that was offered to them.

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