KRIS JENNER WANTS TO SEE KRIS HUMPHRIES IN FRUIT OF THE LOOM UNDERWEAR

We love this 50’s vintage Fruit of the Loom ad from Life magazine. This old brand is making a big comeback in Hollywood – forget Calvin Klein. Brad Pitt, Rob Pattinson, and Zac Efron have all been photographed with their Fruit of the Loom labels peeking out above their jeans. So it makes sense that Kris Jenner, who is now managing her daughter’s fiancee Kris Humphries, would try to land a deal with this company and make Humphries spokesmodel for the label. She’s determined to make it happen and wants to see his face on every package of underwear sold.

Posted by Janet on June 21, 2011

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  1. By Hilary
    On June 21, 2011 at

    How long do you give the marriage to last, Janet? Anyone?

  2. By Muffin top!!
    On June 21, 2011 at

    Judging from his height, he is going to need a XXXL pair of undies.

    KK is going against the old saying, “once you go black you never go back” for a reason. Humphrie’s is definately hiding something behind those yellow shorts, and my guess is…it ain’t no inch worm!!

  3. By herewegoagain
    On June 21, 2011 at

    kris jenner needs to mind her own BIZ and see what further damage she can inflict upon her two youngest hookers,, uh…..daughters.

  4. By the american
    On June 22, 2011 at

    sorry, he is used to BIKINI’S, kris.

  5. By Janetisonedumbbroad
    On June 22, 2011 at

    If this male ho bag becomes the face of Fruit of the Loom, you can bet i’ll never purchase any of their products. Besides, if he doesn’t have herpes now, he probably will get it soon if he hasn’t already. Fruit of the Herpes.

  6. By Dragonfly
    On June 22, 2011 at

    I think this is the age of the real stage parents. We have Joe Simpson, Kris Jenner, Billy Ray Cyrus all pimping out their kids and anyone near their kids if it can benefit them. That old bumper sticker “Stupid people shouldn’t breed” is so dang true.

  7. By yoyo
    On June 22, 2011 at

    @Hilary,
    I’ll bet the skid marks on his Looms will last longer than his marriage to what’s that baracuda’s face?

  8. By Bluejay
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Humphries may be 26, but he’s still a kid, his face indicates an unformed young person. Too young to get married to a very sophisticated, controlling empire. Goodbye Kris, you’ll never know who you were, or could have become.

  9. [...] wants him as a spokesmodel for the Fruit of the Loom brand. Kim Kardashian’s fiancee might end up with his face on every package of boxers and briefs sold. Read more: Odd Notes & Stuff, Nets, kardashians, [...]

  10. By Denise
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Another reason I’m glad my husband wears Hanes.

  11. By Denise
    On June 22, 2011 at

    P.S. What are “sanforized shorts”? Boxers?

  12. By Ivy
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Kris Jenner is a brilliant manager. She knows how to CASH in. Perfect timing,if she’s in charge of managing his Career he will make out in the millions!!!!! And she will get a great cut!!! The girls with no talent, can’t sing, act or really do anything but look good, have managed to make multi millions! She ( mom) is super brilliant!!!!!!!

  13. By Patrick
    On June 22, 2011 at

    I tried wearing those stupid shorts once. If you don’t mind your pecker peeking out and looking for escape all of the time I suppose they’re fine. I prefer containment.

  14. By Walt Cliff
    On June 22, 2011 at

    @Patrick,

    LOL!!!!!

  15. By Casonia logenberry
    On June 22, 2011 at

    They are Cute on Men and it looks sexy to some degree and colors are nice and wonderful for men to wear and I find it rather attractive and of course,I am not in Kris Humphries He is not my type and I can see him as a Brother or Pal but not as Sexy but yet he is a good looking man and yet He is not some one I would not to get down with?

  16. By Dragonfly
    On June 22, 2011 at

    @ Patrick, you cracked me up!

  17. By diva
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Good one Patrick!

  18. By Indy
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Kris Jenner has …. Balls.

  19. By Al Kay Duh
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Kris Jenner is a brilliant woman, that’s about all I can say for that family, they are everything that’s wrong with our society. I find it hilarious that kim k keeps dating younger and younger guys, she must know a strong mature man would see right through the fake rear, breasts, extensions, false eyelashes and that baby prostitute voice she copied from Paris Hilton. No real man that respects himself would ever date or wife up a porn ho that was urinated on by Ray j on a porn tape. This kid doesn’t love her, he just wants the attention he’s getting right now and that ring is from her Reggie days it’s probably a cubic zirconia. Her two sisters khloe and Kourtney have a better life and the whole world hasn’t seen their kooter

  20. By Al Kay Duh
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Btw he looks like billionaire son Brent howroyd

  21. By Al Kay Duh
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Sorry that was Brett howroyd

  22. By dee cee
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Nobody smart wears that shoddily made, cheap brand of underwear anymore.

  23. By Muffin Top!!
    On June 22, 2011 at

    So Patrick, are you saying that you wear itsy bitsy teeny weenie shorts. Because clearly, unless of course you are some kind of freak of nature, your pecker would not be poking out of those shorts. Haha

  24. By Leo
    On June 22, 2011 at

    This extended family is like one big ball of yarn,and there seems to be No remedy to end the stories about them which is like one big YAWN!!

  25. By Leo
    On June 22, 2011 at

    P.S.
    There is No doubt that Kris Jenner is an enterprising woman with The Midas Touch within her family,but I believe that businessman Bruce Jenner is on a very short leash. Because
    Momanager Kris may end up being her “Potential” son-in-law’s manager,she just might become a too close for comfort in the life of Kim K and Kris as a married couple. There are Not too many son in laws who want The Mrs. Mother to be interfering in their private life. Because Kris has the determination to want to know everybody’s business and be in everybody’s I believe that if a marriage take place between Kim and Kris, it will be shorter than the 9 day marriage between Michelle Phillips and Dennis Hopper. I am all for love and happiness, but when the world know just about as much about your business as you do, that is Never a good start. PEACE!!

  26. By Patrick
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Can’t speak for the other fella’s Muffy but when I wore those things the python kept getting out.

  27. By Mona Garrett
    On June 22, 2011 at

    Do you get the feeling the Kardashians wouldn’t have any interest in him if he were “Chris” instead of “Kris?” :)

  28. By Leo
    On June 23, 2011 at

    @ Mona Garrett:

    What’s in a Name!!
    Your analogy makes sense, or should I rewrite, and say,
    your analogy makes $$cents$$!!

  29. By Leo
    On June 23, 2011 at

    @ Patrick:

    N’Joyed a good laugh about your “brief statement!!”

  30. By Leo
    On June 23, 2011 at

    P.S.

    Love the stories that our Pen Pals share with all of us!!

  31. [...] And if it’s up to Kris Jenner, her upcoming son-in-law Kris Humphries, a power forward for the New Jersey Nets, could be the next big model for underwear. [...]

  32. [...] to make it happen and wants to see his face on every package of underwear sold,” says Tinseltown tattler Janet Charlton. (function(){var [...]

  33. By Traci
    On June 23, 2011 at

    @Muffintop

    Uh, Kris is actually HALF BLACK. You make no sense. DUH

  34. By Tinchy
    On June 24, 2011 at

    He looks “slow”.

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