LADY GAGA’S MOM IS ON THE TOUR BUS

Lady Gaga is in the habit of getting very run down on her tours by keeping late hours, partying too much, and not eating. So she invited her mom to come along on her current tour and keep an eye on her. Cynthia Germanotta, 56, is traveling on the tour bus with her daughter and she’s determined to keep her healthy. Hopefully, Gaga will be eating more and drinking less, and her only health threat will be her absurdly high platform shoes.

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  1. Three months from now, her mom will be bone thin, jugging a bottle of Diva Vodka, taking a hit of ecstasy and complaining about losing her crack pipe. lol ……Nah, I am just kidding.

    Hope her mom is a big help to her.

  2. Maybe she can keep her away from between the females dancers legs!

  3. Funny Walt, although she does not look the the type. Sounds kind of boring for Gaga.

  4. I guess you’re never too old or too famous to need your mom. (eyes tear up)

  5. Gagme stole her nose from her mom-me! TWO pretty ladies…NOT! Cue Peewee Herman dancing on the bar!

  6. Lady, get your mom some cute, rockin’ clothes, or something more updated than a cotton turtleneck.

  7. pippa: not only am I NOT buyin, I don’t want any of it for FREE! I’d gladly pay you to keep Gagme and the Smith brood off my TV for eternity. I’d go into debt for that one!

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