LANE GARRISON: SOMETIMES A PLAYMATE GIRLFRIEND IS NOT AN ASSET

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We’re pretty sure that Lane Garrison is shaking in his boots after that incident where cops were called to his apartment because he and his Playmate girlfriend were having a tiff. Apparently there was no violence and no charges were filed, but Lane was hospitalized, claiming “anxiety.” Since he is on probation for vehicular manslaughter in 2007 (and he served time) Lane has every reason to be anxious. His friends have been worried because Lane’s girlfriend Ashley Mattingly loves to party and enjoys drama, while Lane has no choice but to remain sober and under the radar. This creates problems and hopefully Lane’s probation will not be revoked.

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11 thoughts on “LANE GARRISON: SOMETIMES A PLAYMATE GIRLFRIEND IS NOT AN ASSET

  1. When a hot hunk of man is getting a piece like that, you take chances for it.

    Men get all kinds of stupid for a sexy slice like her.

  2. Just another case of good old’ Penis brain! When are these foolish men going to learn?

  3. this is the main reason americans fail in relationships………..

  4. Obviously jail taught him nothing. She’s a bimbo slut and he’s a big tool of a fool. Both will probably end up in then morgue when all is said and done. If the drugs and alcohol don’t do it, her strap on dildo will.

  5. Good for her! Her bush turned him out and he is submissive to her and he puts up with her nonsense and risk jail.

  6. He needs to start thinking with the head on his shoulders and not the one between his legs. Find a normal girlfriend who will help him stay out of trouble. Duh.

  7. Their body language is off. I think they might be angling for a reality show, those sickos LIVE for this sort of publicity!

  8. why is it playmates have these giant horse faces?
    THAT is attractive?
    Garrison should keep a low profile, a kid died because of his bad judgment.

  9. Wow, you get drunk,kill someone,spend two seconds in jail and you get rewarded with a hot chick. Nice.

  10. Agree w/ Nina! She must be amazing in bed — or at least, HE thinks she is. Such nonsense! 🙂 Reta, what’s your take?

  11. You know that by posting this Janet, you’ve given these 2 lowlifes, who I care nothing about (and yes I know I posted anyway), an extra minute of fame.

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