LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE! HE'S PROBABLY SHOPLIFTING FOR HIS NEW REALITY SHOW!

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Shopkeepers beware: Chris Crocker (remember the sobbing Britney fan who became a web darling?) may be headed your way! And not necessarily to BUY something! Here’s what we were told happened at American Apparel on Robertson: Chris came in and grabbed some things to try in the dressing room – among them a pair of shorts, legwarmers and gloves. (No, he didn’t select the Lindsay Lohan shiny leggings.) He didn’t buy anything and after he left, the clerk discovered the legwarmers and gloves were MISSING and their pricetags were stuffed in the pocket of the shorts Chris had tried on! Later on, a salesclerk saw Chris in the street and confronted him, but he denied everything. We’re guessing Chris has sticky fingers like Winona Ryder. Do you suppose he has oxycontin in HIS purse too?

13 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On March 5, 2008 at

   i read on gawker the ceo of aa wants people to shoplift.
   the merch has no sensors attached to make stealing easier.

2. By Corp. Agarn
   On March 5, 2008 at

   Leave Chris alone! He is just trying to get a date with Jake Gyllenhaal.

3. By gerard Vandenberg
   On March 5, 2008 at

   We’re talking about the same cris………….COCKER?

4. By Perez Hilton
   On March 5, 2008 at

   Dov Charney, the CEO of American Apparel, is a sexual predator who has been sued many times for sexual harassment.
   He’s a scumbag and his clothes are for losers.
   As for Chris. There is a good way to deal with gay shoplifters like him and that’s to beat him to a pulp with a baseball bat.

5. By Anonymous
   On March 5, 2008 at

   interesting point about crocker. Even the brain damaged britney said crocker is creepy.

6. By Anonymous
   On March 5, 2008 at

   and he is being reported because….?

7. By Barfing right now
   On March 5, 2008 at

   Didn’t we all know this person is in desperate need of intensive therapy when he(?) did that overthetop elephant tears video about leaving Britney alone? I had hoped his 15 minutes of fame were done. He is such an embarrassment to the LGBT Community!!!!!!!!

8. By Barfing right now
   On March 5, 2008 at

   Didn’t we all know this person is in desperate need of intensive therapy when he(?) did that overthetop elephant tears video about leaving Britney alone? I had hoped his 15 minutes of fame were done. He is such an embarrassment to the LGBT Community!!!!!!!!

9. By c.k.
   On March 5, 2008 at

   My pastor said homosexuals go to hell unless they repent and turn straight, as the Bible commands.
   That’s what he said.

10. By Anonymous
    On March 6, 2008 at

    the prices on those items you mentioned add up to about $20. the amount of attention of this article for American Apparel is a lot more, even if only 20 people read this site.

11. By Anonymous
    On April 25, 2008 at

    MAKE THAT 21

12. By GEORGE
    On April 27, 2008 at

    JANET – YOUR EMAIL IS FULL AND I HAVE GOSSIP FOR YOU! PLEASE EMPTY AND LET ME KNOW WHEN I CAN SEND YOU THE STORY. MY EMAIL IS LISTED IN THE OPTIONAL PART OF THIS STORY. THANK YOU.

13. By PoopieStryker
    On September 14, 2009 at

    Hey strom, you are on one side of coin and kanye is on the other. You are destined to go to hell for being assclowns.

    At least kanye has some mental issues. What’s your problem?

    Poopie Stryking at the assclowns.

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