LEVI JOHNSTON COULD BE A HOT GUY ON “DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES”

Now that Levi Johnston has conquered Playgirl, we hear he’s headed for Wisteria Lane. Levi, who also goes by the name Rikki Hollywood, is in talks to guest star on a three episode arc on “Desperate Housewives.” Marc Cherry, the series creator, is a gay Republican and he was intrigued by Levi when he saw him at last year’s Republican National Convention. He offered Levi a role on the show and Levi/Rikki is taking acting lessons to prepare.

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  1. or a true FAGGOT in west-hollywood.
    ……..WHAT’s THE DIFFERENCE ANYWAY?

  2. He has the look that faggots just loooove. Just a certain look, undefinable, but ‘a look’.

    Anyhoo, just think – having an affair with the matronly looking Bristol has opened up the way for him to basically become a soft-porn star. First the PlayGirl spread and then a filthy sex addicted character (I’m sure) on D.H. You could say his weewee helped his career BIG time.

  3. That hot piece of trash makes Mamma’s mussy as moist as a snack cake in the sticky Georgia heat. Bring along Todd and I’d make it an afternoon neither one would ever forget. Yummers.

  4. is a gay Republican and he was intrigued by Levi when he saw him
    ==============
    LOL Don’t drop the soap….

  5. He has too much of a little boy body still, nothing manly about him yet. Strange that having a kid out of wedlock nowadays can get you a career in magazines and TV isn’t it?

  6. As long as Palin remains popular; the opposing side will keep this douche around to be a thorn in her side. FTR- palin ids a F’n moron. Her fans are the same a-holes that watch jersey shores.

  7. Does this moron know he is being used to humiliate the Palin family. He is pasty looking, a childman, and no talent. His peen is tiny too.

  8. I knew Marc Cherry was gay and that’s cool. But a gay Republican? What is wrong with that guy? Doesn’t he realize his party HATES him?

  9. Um, ew.

    PS: There is at least one person who watches Jersey Shore who most assuredly does *not* like the politically corrupt and morally bankrupt (yet still hypocritical) Sarah Palin and her oil-freak husband.

  10. Noble Cascade….”This guy is nothing but a whore”.

    Yes, and what’s pitiful is Levi and all (mostly Hollywood) stupid heathens are living for the moment and not giving a thought to what lies ahead.

    All the whores, male and female, should wake up and realize that the Grim Reaper could strike at any moment. Then their unrepentant lifestyle will play out in full on Judgment Day. Soooo, live it up now and pay big-time later. Take this advice to the bank.

  11. At this rate, he will be burned out at 21 and starring in Grade F porn flicks. And, mnaybe fighting the gift that keeps on giving……the gift that one of his many sluts will give him. It’s been proven that he is not umm, careful, right?….there is a big fat cute baby to prove his recklessness.

  12. Levi’s kid is named TRipp.

    Sarah has one named TRack (serving in military).

    Sarah has another named TRig (Down Syndrome).

    Why these weird names beginning with TR.

  13. The only reason this kid is popular with gay men, is because of his corn-fed baby-faced looks. The fact that he seems about as intelligent and mature as a 13-year old adds to this appeal. I am no homophobe, but I find that a little disturbing. For once, I share the same sentiments as Captain America.

  14. You’re plain dumb, Sebastian, and please stay in Canada where folks are dumb! You’re assuming that gay men find Levi sexy because you say he looks a 13 yr old. That’s not true, he doesn’t look that young. He’s got a cute face and a hot body. You’re generalizing and projecting that all gay men are pedophiles, which is so NOT TRUE, dumb ass!

  15. Eat me Captain America, you really need your ass beat by a faggot…ME, you ignorant waste of space. You should try using that gray matter god gave you that’s floating around in that fat head of yours. I’d bet your one of those closet cases cruising craigs list Like LARRY CRAIG?! Been to the airport bathroom lately big guy?
    As far as Marc Cherry, that queen needs to have the bitch slapped out of him. Gay republican?! Oxymoron. Shame on him the sell out, supporting the bigots. Levi making Sarah Palin look bad, PALEEEZE? That twit twat does a fine job with no help from anyone. If there weren’t so many stupid Americans she wouldn’t be popular. Her “sheeples” are as stupid as she is…VERY. Did you know she had NO idea there was a difference with north and south korea?! Fine is she weren’t trying to be the president of the most powerful country in the free world. Tell us again sarah what a great American you are?! Quitter.

  16. al kay duh thinks he needs to drop that rikki hollywood bs and he might have a shot, that rikki hollywood crap seems like something out of boogy nights. he will certainly head to gay porn if he keeps that moniker.

    he might have a chance as a hearthrob if he gets rid of it and in the right vehicle.

  17. Levi isn’t embarrassing Sarah, she can do that all by herself just by opening her mouth.

  18. Just because Levi, stripped Bristol of any future feelings for him, did not mean that he had to go and “bare” it all.

  19. P.S. oh the question was about being a hot guy on D.H. NEVER!! Levi’s claim to fame is showing his A$$ in more ways than one.

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