LINDSAY LOHAN: TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN!
Lindsay Lohan was assaulted by a gust of wind at the MTV Movie Awards and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson was NOT on hand to hold her skirt down. Lindsay’s had a lot on her mind since OK magazine offered her a million dollars to come out on their cover as a lesbian and talk about her relationship. That’s a LOT of money, but Lindsay’s reticent. Here’s a solution Lindsay: Offer to come out as a PART TIME LESBIAN (like so many of our friends) and collect $500,000!