LISA MARIE PRESLEY DOES IT HERSELF

lisam2cutLisa Marie Presley and her husband, guitarist Michael Lockwood, are still scrambling to make it in the world of rock but we think their sense of style might be holding them back. Is there a Scientology store somewhere selling these hard to find clothes? Fashion notwithstanding, these two share a taste for makeup. They visited Beauty Collection in Calabasas and sullen Lisa hid behind huge white Chanel sunglasses. Lisa insisted on rummaging in the stock drawers herself and didn’t want any help. She picked out Too Faced eyeliner, bronzers, lip pencils and shampoo and candles. Michael selected Prestige eyeliner pencils at $3.99 for himself. Lisa paid the $350 bill with her black Amex card and they left in their environmentally incorrect black SUV.

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  1. Lisa does it herself!
    Good header Janet.
    That’s probably where all the M.J. survivors heads are at!
    Oh theres a good bio there someday…or maybe never…to protect the names of the innocent.
    Good one.

  2. I saw her at barneys today, I think. My friend actually pointed her out, but she looked SO awful I9’m actually hoping it wast her. Hideous 1999 steve madden- esque plarform shoes with a strange shawl-shirt that fit like a paper bag. HUGE glasses on, indoors (natch). Bleached out, stringy hair. UGH.

  3. I think she is cool and beautiful. I can’t find enough information about her. Lisa Marie is never on E unless it’s the same old biography or on Inside edition or whatever.

  4. pressley looks cute in that cream colored dress with the red chiffon belt.
    her husband is way too feminine ( even for me and I adore feminine men) to be considered attractive.

  5. Funny thing about women, they take on the roles of their husbands. For instance what kind of a band does her hubby play in ?
    NEW WAVE no doubt. So, in the Spirit of looking like a pair, the wear the same kind of clothes, verses one wearing something odd and the other wearing something current.
    As been said, birds of a feather flock together.

  6. wow, marraige sure does not agree w/ her! she is looking like a whale !!!!!!!! way too fat to wear cream!!!!

  7. she is a cutie but he is a weirdo. not a good couple

  8. Eyeliner for him????
    Well, she was married to Michael Jackson, so maybe a husband who wears makeup isn’t too weird to her – but it sure is to the rest of us!

  9. What can you expect from someone that was married to wacko jacko. Dont forget her father was a freak but noone dares speak the truth about E.

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