MADONNA CAN RAISE CHICKENS IF SHE WANTS TO

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So WHAT if Madonna doesn’t have perfect arms? She’s got a huge backyard in the middle of New York City, and that makes up for a LOT! We confess we’re really envious of her new townhouse, which happens to be a record 57 feet wide – where the average NY townhouse is only 18 feet wide. Madonna paid 32.5 million for the 26 room, 4 story, 12000 sq ft home with guest quarters. Most amazing is the 3000 sq feet of OUTSIDE garden area – perfect for kids and dogs. Madonna said she’s thinking of having chickens too, and neighbors are already horrified at the prospect of roosters waking them up.

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  1. We average mortals cannot understand why this low-moral sex pervert has such unbelievable success and untold riches. This has been THE question almost since time began. I have to remind myself not to be jealous because this life is for a fleeting moment, but eternity lasts forever. So….be sure where you will spend eternity. Those like Madonna who indulge in Kabbalah and those like tiny Tom Cruise who indulge in Scientology will understand this on judgment day, when earthly riches will matter not.

  2. KABBALAH & CHICKENS?
    ……………..I doubt seriously, folks!!

  3. What’s with her arm in that top photo? Looks like a freak!! Looks like it got ripped out and stuck back in! And what’s with that saggy shit beneath it? Thought she worked out like a maniac to keep the arm flab away?!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

  4. Who cares how much money she has. She is a no talent freak. The fact so many losers pay to see her shows, says more about them, then it does about her.

  5. @right how dare you speak like that for Madonna ? She gave sooooooo much to the pop music. Of course we would pay to see her , she sings amazing and got awesome songs.

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  6. the gays are the only group who have an interest in madonna. I’m sure jimmy above is in that group.

  7. To right at 11:29 am: The only other interested in Vadge beside her flaming faggot followers is toyboys hoping to get their name in lights. As evidenced by her current sc**w, Jesus Luz, young enough to almost be her grandson. Maybe he will wait until Lourdes is older and ditch Vadge for her. Anything can happen in this totally dysfunctional family, headed by this old wrinkly nympho.

  8. i wonder what kind of string’s she’ll pull to get the city to allow her to have livestock.

    if she does get chickens her neighbors ought to put the nyc health department on speed dial. the cops won’t come for chickens. I used to live in nyc had a neighbor who had them on his balcony, only the health department did anything about it.

  9. “Maybe he will wait until Lourdes is older and ditch Vadge for her.”

    I actually believe the daughter will put a move on the bf, due to the abuse she has been inflicted by the nut madonna.

  10. having chickens doesn’t mean you have to have a rooster – chickens can lay eggs w/out having a rooster to help at all…and chickens aren’t all that noisy on their own, although they can get noisy at times…but nothing like roosters…fresh eggs are fantastic, and we all know Madonna is a food freak…I love NY and would love to live there, but don’t have a spare 32 mill sitting in my coffee tin…

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