MADONNA HAS LOST ROCCO FOR GOOD

When her teenage son Rocco Ritchie insisted on moving to London to live with his father, Madonna was outraged. Although she was busy touring herself, Madonna wanted her son back and fought in court for him. Eventually she calmed down and decided to let Rocco stay – assuming he would miss her and his family in New York. But NOOOOO. Rocco, now 16, immediately took to his new surroundings and his skater buddies there. He got a model girlfriend and has loads of cool friends, including Brooklyn Beckham. To top it off, he got a modeling job with Adidas and he’s earning MONEY, so he’s independent. Fortunately, Madonna adopted twin girls from Malawi so she’ll still have plenty of kids to drag to Kabbalah meetings.
Photo: Adidas

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7 thoughts on “MADONNA HAS LOST ROCCO FOR GOOD

  1. Imagine the filth the poor child has witnessed in the company of his Mother

  2. “Fortunately, Madonna purchased twin girls from Malawi”

    There, fixed that for ya.

  3. First Pamela Anderson’s ugly kid and now this chav-looking, round-headed Brit.

    These celebrity spawn are not “models.” Give me Jamie Dornan any day. Now, there was a beautiful male model.

  4. First Pamela Anderson’s ugly kid and now this chav-looking, round-headed Brit.

    These celebrity spawn are not “models.” Give me Jamie Dornan any day. Now, there was a beautiful male model.

  5. ^^^P.S.: From all reports, Madonna Sucked at being a mom.

  6. I’d be happy to to be far away from that hellhound mother.

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