WHY MADONNA IS FEARFUL ABOUT MEETING THE PARENTS

No WONDER rumors have been circulating that Madonna is nervous about meeting her boyfriend Jesus Luz’s parents. His mother Christiane, a hairdresser, is only 36 – she gave birth to Jesus when she was 13! That makes her fifteen years YOUNGER than Madonna. Not only that, but she looks like a female version of Jesus, only considerably more fierce. This will be a very interesting meeting of the minds.

Posted by Janet on November 9, 2009

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  1. By right
    On November 10, 2009 at

    “she gave birth to Jesus when she was 13!”

    Means she most likely had her legs spread at 12, what a whore. Her and madonna have alot in common.

  2. By Guest
    On November 10, 2009 at

    Wow!!!! His mom…how sweet.

  3. By Strom
    On November 10, 2009 at

    That is no mom’s picture…that is a Brazilian tranny!

  4. By captain america
    On November 10, 2009 at

    be confident:
    MORONS & IMBECILES ARE “ONE AND THE SAME”!!

  5. By anon101
    On November 10, 2009 at

    No, she looks like the female version of David Lee Roth.

  6. By Etienne
    On November 10, 2009 at

    That blond thing is a chick? For real? DAYUM!

  7. By boosty
    On November 10, 2009 at

    The mother will welcome Madonna’s visit. It’s a good bet she is poor and Madonna will gift her handsomely $$$. In effect, paying her off for giving birth to such a studly boytoy. (Wonder if Jesus’ father is anywhere in the picture).

  8. By L'il Off Broadway
    On November 10, 2009 at

    When will the Wrath of God fall upon this evil woman – this modern-day Jezebel? PS: I believe Boosty (above commenter) made a correct observation. wow.

  9. By pinkstar
    On November 10, 2009 at

    Money talks…

  10. By PoopieStryker
    On November 10, 2009 at

    Eventually the kid will come to his senses. These relationships rarely lasts. He will grow tire of her act just like every other man has and drop out. Or she will drop him once whe catches him glancing at Lourdes’ growing allurments.

  11. By Helena Handbasket
    On November 10, 2009 at

    That is one UGLY woman. But whatever, when she meets “The Madonna” she’ll be bowing, scraping, and kissin’ her ass just like everyone else in Madonna’s life does.

    As was said; “Money Talks”.

  12. By MamaSan
    On November 10, 2009 at

    Vadge is one super-sick skank. By her own admission (on Letterman) she said she does not allow her kids to watch TV….only 1 or 2 hours per day of pre-approved shows. Yet she flaunts her play-thing Jesus is front of them. She is so overthetop that surely her kids, especially Lourdes, will realize she has really gone mental.

  13. By TxGal
    On November 11, 2009 at

    Are you sure it’s not Jesus dressed up as a woman???

  14. By Bettye Bluejay
    On November 11, 2009 at

    Maybe there’ll be a big smackdown!

  15. By SebCanada
    On November 11, 2009 at

    Jesus is obviously a barrio boy. No surprise – Madonna needs to control, and be able to feel superior to everyone in her life, including her lover, so formerly poor and stupid is the way to go.

  16. By chi chi
    On November 12, 2009 at

    Seriously think that is his father.

  17. By bongo
    On November 15, 2009 at

    I’ve seen women, and that ain’t no woman. That’s one poorly done-up tranny.

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