No WONDER rumors have been circulating that Madonna is nervous about meeting her boyfriend Jesus Luz’s parents. His mother Christiane, a hairdresser, is only 36 – she gave birth to Jesus when she was 13! That makes her fifteen years YOUNGER than Madonna. Not only that, but she looks like a female version of Jesus, only considerably more fierce. This will be a very interesting meeting of the minds.
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“she gave birth to Jesus when she was 13!”
Means she most likely had her legs spread at 12, what a whore. Her and madonna have alot in common.
Wow!!!! His mom…how sweet.
That is no mom’s picture…that is a Brazilian tranny!
be confident:
MORONS & IMBECILES ARE “ONE AND THE SAME”!!
No, she looks like the female version of David Lee Roth.
That blond thing is a chick? For real? DAYUM!
The mother will welcome Madonna’s visit. It’s a good bet she is poor and Madonna will gift her handsomely $$$. In effect, paying her off for giving birth to such a studly boytoy. (Wonder if Jesus’ father is anywhere in the picture).
When will the Wrath of God fall upon this evil woman – this modern-day Jezebel? PS: I believe Boosty (above commenter) made a correct observation. wow.
Money talks…
Eventually the kid will come to his senses. These relationships rarely lasts. He will grow tire of her act just like every other man has and drop out. Or she will drop him once whe catches him glancing at Lourdes’ growing allurments.
That is one UGLY woman. But whatever, when she meets “The Madonna” she’ll be bowing, scraping, and kissin’ her ass just like everyone else in Madonna’s life does.
As was said; “Money Talks”.
Vadge is one super-sick skank. By her own admission (on Letterman) she said she does not allow her kids to watch TV….only 1 or 2 hours per day of pre-approved shows. Yet she flaunts her play-thing Jesus is front of them. She is so overthetop that surely her kids, especially Lourdes, will realize she has really gone mental.
Are you sure it’s not Jesus dressed up as a woman???
Maybe there’ll be a big smackdown!
Jesus is obviously a barrio boy. No surprise – Madonna needs to control, and be able to feel superior to everyone in her life, including her lover, so formerly poor and stupid is the way to go.
Seriously think that is his father.
I’ve seen women, and that ain’t no woman. That’s one poorly done-up tranny.