Madonna has officially declared that baggy pants are IN so don’t even think about investing in any more skinny jeans. She just checked into the Ritz Hotel in Paris and Lourdes, David, and Mercy arrived soon after. Madonna is one of few directors that are targeted by paparazzi even more than her actors. She is in the hat on the W.E set at a dock in France calling the shots. We hope that Mercy writes a book someday.


Posted by Janet on July 31, 2010

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  1. By Palermo
    On July 31, 2010 at

    She looks like a clown

  2. By clementine
    On July 31, 2010 at

    Why is it when Angelina adopts kids from other countries, it seems sincere, and when Madonna does it, it seems like a fashion accessory. I feel bad just typing that, but its how it seems. Is it cause we see Angie and her kids all the time, but we only see Madonna’s kids rarely and its never her adopted ones?

  3. By Sally
    On July 31, 2010 at

    Jeez those pants are way too baggy for my taste. She could hide her boytoy in one pant leg.

    If the demon says something’s “in”, I go for the things she deems as “out”.

  4. By Reta
    On July 31, 2010 at

    What a colossal fool she makes of herself! The so-called “fashion” pants that look like she ripped them off a bum as he lay under a bush in Central Park with his legs sticking out… GAWD she just looks the mess and like Gagme, trying too hard to be cool and NONE of it is working.

    And this joke who buys children for accessories now buys her way into a directing job hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha she is a moron to the Nth degree! Nobody is going to want to watch that piece of shit, and whoever agreed to be IN it will find their career screwed like the fools who work for the child licker Woody Allen. These FREAKS need to fall off the planet and get out of our eyeballs and ears! GO AWAY!!!

  5. By Bettye Bluejay
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Those little hats are out, same with the parachute pants, and uggs in summer. Madonna does not have enough clout to be a fashion leader. She’s really mixed up about who she thinks she is.

  6. By Indy
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Bettye Bluejay:…Your insightful words..”She’s really mixed up” sums up the tawdry alley-cat life of this demon spawn.

  7. By Sally
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Nothing this woman does is sincere. Everything’s for publicity and attention. I have yet to see her do something that doesn’t involve hoarding $$$. I doubt her kids see her enough to even write a book about her crazy ass.

    I also feel she borrows her daughter’s clothes. Why can’t she dress for her age instead of looking like she’s playing dress-up?

  8. By hell0
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Baggy pants are comfy and if you are comfortable with yourself and not trying to show off every part of the body. Baggy pants are not going anywhere. Uggs are so comfortable and warm, so they are not going to be out season anytime soon. I didn’t know you guys were emulating maddona dress wear to rush out and buy what she is wearing.

  9. By jojo
    On August 1, 2010 at

    She can’t even get Diane Keaton’s look down pat, but it is obvious she is trying to copy it.

  10. By jojo
    On August 1, 2010 at

    BTW – you will never even come close to copying Keaton’s success in film and dress, so hang it up, material girl.

  11. By SebastianCanada
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Madonna could make some pretense of being a fashion leader, but that was a while ago, before she jumped the shark. I remember seeing pictures of her trip to Israel several years ago. She was wearing a jumble of difference trends – paperboy cap, Burberry sweater, etc. – and I remember thinking “Edina Monsoon” (from AB FAB).

  12. By Bettye Bluejay
    On August 1, 2010 at

    And, what’s most bizarre, they’re all, even the paid servants, dressed for winter in the middle of summer. Majorly effed up.

  13. By SebastianCanada
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Madonna is a has-been and no one really likes her, so she is adopting her own entourage.

    Think of all the poor people tasked with helping her adopt. how many times do they hear “Now I WANT one that is gay and Fabulous!!!!”?

  14. By Lenny
    On August 1, 2010 at

    I agree Sebastian, very few people like Madonna and her controlling ways. She’s Paris Hilton and the Kardashians combined for attention getting. She sooo jumped the shark, had her 15 minutes and come to the end of the road. Now it time to flush her like the turd with corn in it.

  15. By Malario
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Once again Janet proves what a hypocritical coont she is. Janet, to self appointed fashion guru, takes that other skank Kardashian to task on her fashion sense yet seems to praise Hodonna, another coont, for weird fashion sense. I think Janet should put pictures up of herself so we can see how she dresses.

  16. By Bettye Bluejay
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Janet, please post of photo of Madonna’s bare arms, full view. I want to be horrified.

  17. By Reta
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Anybody notice the looks on the faces of those kids she purchased? They look miserable as hell being dragged off by that woman who is not even their “mother”. I wonder how much actual time the hag spends with those purchases “bonding” because the only times I have seen her with David she was dragging him to Kabbala and he always has a miserable expression on his little face. You know, just being brought into a decadent lifestyle isn’t enough for children, they need LOVE and tenderness and closeness with their PARENTS. Being rich isn’t the answer to all their poor child woes, but apparently she’s too self centered to realize that.

  18. By SebastianCanada
    On August 1, 2010 at

    Madonna is already seeing herself fade into history. Kylie Minogue is the more respected dance diva, and people like GaGa are coming up the rear when it come to shock value and style. To quote one of Madge’s early contemporaries:


  19. By captain america
    On August 1, 2010 at

    pssssssst: THEY SIMPLY FORGOT IT, folks.

  20. By Lenny
    On August 2, 2010 at

    The kids she purchased, that’s damn funny Reta. It’s not like she’ll ever spend anytime with them.

  21. By Denise
    On August 2, 2010 at

    Sorry, but those pants are ugly because they don’t fit her well. Not figure flattering!

  22. By SebastianCanada
    On August 2, 2010 at

    Reta, I usually question the motives of people who have children, whether biological or adopted, whether the parents are famous or normal. Seems people have kids to either just pass along their Crazy, like it is a hot potato, or because they feel otherwise powerless in life and want something they know they can control.

  23. By Indy
    On August 2, 2010 at

    She’ll make sure Kabbalah is in there somewhere.

  24. By SebastianCanada
    On August 2, 2010 at

    “ there somewhere.” Yeah, hi-colonics with Kabbalah water.

  25. By Reta
    On August 2, 2010 at

    She already HAS with the stupid Kabbalah… haven’t you seen the pictures of that poor little boy David and his miserable expresion as she drags him in and out of the Kabbalah meetings? He looks like he’d rather be shot than be THERE doing THAT and wearing that stupid red string on his wrist. I bet he wants to slap the shit out of her for the torture she inflicts on him and the other kid she purchased to play house with like book ends. That pictures above…I have never seen any two kids look any more miserable than that, their poor little faces look like they feel trapped and they want to be rescued NOW!!!

  26. By Bettye Bluejay
    On August 3, 2010 at

    The little boy looks like he’s going to grow up to be a criminal, and the little girl is headed for promiscuity and depression. What miserable, sad accessories. Madonna should have just bought some new shoes.

  27. By Casonia logenberry
    On June 27, 2011 at

    Madonna has class and style and family and she gets to share her time and life with her children and I am happy to see her with some one to love and share those special moments with and having a daughter and son and as times goes on they are growing up so fast and the children look happy and cheerful and on top of the world and has the most amazing mother on this earth. Mother Madonna”. Every one is Dressed to kill.


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