MADONNA'S BOYFRIEND AND HIS MOTHER ARE DEAD RINGERS

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We came across this photo of Jesus Luz’s mother, Christiane, taking a break outside the Rio de Janiero hair salon where she works. We were ASTOUNDED by the resemblance. If Madonna’s boyfriend put on a blonde wig he could pass for his mother.

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Posted by Janet on March 12, 2009

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  1. By geneen
    On March 12, 2009 at

    Actually, I think his mom looks like david lee roth….

  2. By Klaus Von Richter
    On March 12, 2009 at

    Janet, please alert your readers that Madonna may indeed be the “Antichrist”.

  3. By Anonymous
    On March 12, 2009 at

    She looks younger than Madonna! That’s too gross! Madonna is a pig! Guy is right!

  4. By gerard vandenberg
    On March 13, 2009 at

    They both have periods, folks!!

  5. By Anonymous
    On March 13, 2009 at

    she looks like his brother but have to agree with geneen, definitely David Lee Roth “…justa giggalo everywhere I go…”

  6. By chewonthis
    On March 13, 2009 at

    Maybe his mom pushed him to..um uh..service Vadge until she tires of him, or until he has made enought money. Nothing is surprising when it comes to the activities of this hell-bound skag.

  7. By Anonymous
    On March 13, 2009 at

    You need to learn about genetic basics hon. It’s not surprising a child will look like its true parent. See Suri Cruise and Chris Klein or Webster Hubbell and Chelsea Clinton as examples.
    Inherited causes of variation
    Children usually look a little like their father, and a little like their mother, but they will not be identical to either of their parents. This is because they get half of their inherited features from each parent.
    Each egg cell nucleus and each sperm cell nucleus contains half of the genetic information needed for an individual. During fertilisation, the nucleus from the sperm cell joins with the nucleus in the egg cell, and a new nucleus is formed with all the genetic information needed for an individual.
    Variation in a human characteristic, as a result of inheritance from the parents, is called inherited variation. Here are some examples:
    gender
    eye colour
    hair colour
    skin colour

  8. By DrKnows
    On March 13, 2009 at

    Are you zapping the mother for a color job?

  9. By Anonymous
    On March 13, 2009 at

    That’s a MAN, baby!

  10. By J-9
    On March 13, 2009 at

    Woof.

  11. By Helena Handbasket
    On March 13, 2009 at

    NO WAY is that person in white a WOMAN. NO freeking way!

  12. By Strom
    On March 13, 2009 at

    That’s no mother, that is a tranny!

  13. By Anonymous
    On March 13, 2009 at

    THAT HAS TO BE A MAN…MAYBE MOMMY IS DADDY

  14. By Mimi
    On March 14, 2009 at

    Um, I think this is his brother. This cannot be his mother. This is a dude! Janet honey, I love ya, but please put your glasses on before okaying pix to post on your website.

  15. By Moreaces
    On March 16, 2009 at

    His mom looks like a drag queen, Not that theres anything wrong with that.

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