MADONNA'S BOYFRIEND AND HIS MOTHER ARE DEAD RINGERS

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We came across this photo of Jesus Luz’s mother, Christiane, taking a break outside the Rio de Janiero hair salon where she works. We were ASTOUNDED by the resemblance. If Madonna’s boyfriend put on a blonde wig he could pass for his mother.

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  1. Janet, please alert your readers that Madonna may indeed be the “Antichrist”.

  2. She looks younger than Madonna! That’s too gross! Madonna is a pig! Guy is right!

  3. she looks like his brother but have to agree with geneen, definitely David Lee Roth “…justa giggalo everywhere I go…”

  4. Maybe his mom pushed him to..um uh..service Vadge until she tires of him, or until he has made enought money. Nothing is surprising when it comes to the activities of this hell-bound skag.

  5. You need to learn about genetic basics hon. It’s not surprising a child will look like its true parent. See Suri Cruise and Chris Klein or Webster Hubbell and Chelsea Clinton as examples.
    Inherited causes of variation
    Children usually look a little like their father, and a little like their mother, but they will not be identical to either of their parents. This is because they get half of their inherited features from each parent.
    Each egg cell nucleus and each sperm cell nucleus contains half of the genetic information needed for an individual. During fertilisation, the nucleus from the sperm cell joins with the nucleus in the egg cell, and a new nucleus is formed with all the genetic information needed for an individual.
    Variation in a human characteristic, as a result of inheritance from the parents, is called inherited variation. Here are some examples:
    gender
    eye colour
    hair colour
    skin colour

  6. NO WAY is that person in white a WOMAN. NO freeking way!

  7. Um, I think this is his brother. This cannot be his mother. This is a dude! Janet honey, I love ya, but please put your glasses on before okaying pix to post on your website.

  8. His mom looks like a drag queen, Not that theres anything wrong with that.

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