MADONNA'S DAVID BANDA ISN'T SO SURE ABOUT KABBALAH

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Madonna walked INTO the New York Kabbalah center with little David Banda in his white outfit and matching yarmulke, he seemed perfectly happy. But when they emerged, it was a different story. He was fussing and crying and Madonna had to pick him up and carry him. What goes on in there?

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Posted by hoodlum on October 1, 2008

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  1. By Generation X
    On October 1, 2008 at

    It’s simple: David has been forced into beginning lessons for kids to learn Kabbalah; even this kid could sense it is a false cult; thus he cries.
    On the other hand, Suri Cruise has been forced into beginning lessons for kids to learn Scientology; she maybe senses this is a false cult, but doesn’t dare cry. Because she knows her tiny gay midget pappy is the SCI-master and you don’t dare cross him, whether you are young or old. He da boss man.

  2. By Generation X
    On October 1, 2008 at

    It’s simple: David has been forced into beginning lessons for kids to learn Kabbalah; even this kid could sense it is a false cult; thus he cries.
    On the other hand, Suri Cruise has been forced into beginning lessons for kids to learn Scientology; she maybe senses this is a false cult, but doesn’t dare cry. Because she knows her tiny gay midget pappy is the SCI-master and you don’t dare cross him, whether you are young or old. He da boss man.

  3. By Anonymous
    On October 1, 2008 at

    David is the reincarnation of another black jew, Sammy Davis Jr.

  4. By gemma luikens
    On October 1, 2008 at

    Madonna will surely burn in hell for all of eternity with waterfalls and curtains of fire and flame enveloping her and muffling her endless screams of pain.
    This woman has done more to advance the downfall of humanity and the promotion of filth than Hitler, Oprah, Dr. Phil and Stalin combined.
    Soon this woman will be revealed to be the entity we have all been waiting for: The Antichrist. Mark my words…..

  5. By gerard Vandenberg
    On October 2, 2008 at

    YEP FOLKS, she’s absolutely ripe for the MADHOUSE, the serious problem level!!
    If that level doesn’t exhist:
    from now on, IT IS!!

  6. By Anonymous
    On October 2, 2008 at

    What religion would be proud of bernhard and vadge …..HW and their faux religions, everything fake in lala land right…

  7. By www.lakeoffire.com
    On October 2, 2008 at

    To 9:25 PM, gemma luikens
    I John chapt. 2, vs. 18: “Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that ANTI-CHRIST shall come, even now are there many ANTI-CHRISTS; whereby we know that it is the last time”.
    THE anti-christ is set to come on the world stage very shortly. The present-day anti-christs are Madonna,(representing Kaballah), Muslims, Oprah (representing New Ageism), TomCruise (representing Scientologists), Hitler and Stalin (as you said), and a host of other sterling characters. Not to mention the moral-less drugggie alcoholics that pervade H-Weird.
    Friends, these are the last days. Unless you want to sweat in hell with these anti-christs, you must repent your sins (we are all sinners) and accept Christ as Savior.

  8. By Reta
    On October 2, 2008 at

    WOW Janet, you get more wackos on your site than any other site I visit…what’s with all the vitriolic religious hate?
    As for Madonna and her little boy David and his crying, I wonder, where are her other two children? The ones she gave birth to? Why does she only drag the adopted child to her crappy Kabbala and force him to submit to it? Are her other two above her force-feedings? Just wondering…

  9. By Reta
    On October 2, 2008 at

    WOW Janet, you get more wackos on your site than any other site I visit…what’s with all the vitriolic religious hate?
    As for Madonna and her little boy David and his crying, I wonder, where are her other two children? The ones she gave birth to? Why does she only drag the adopted child to her crappy Kabbala and force him to submit to it? Are her other two above her force-feedings? Just wondering…

  10. By Anonymous
    On October 2, 2008 at

    David isn’t dump Please keep him away from loud filthy mouth ugly lezzy Sandra Bernhard and his mother sickening relationship.. He finds this whole Kabbalah worship a bunch of adult made up crap used to socialize with other rich people and make business deals.. and he hates Vadge because she ignores him until they need a publicity shot.

  11. By Anonymous
    On October 3, 2008 at

    Madonna likes guy on his knees on all 4’s, then she gives it to him with a strap-on, from behind….true story, supposedly.

  12. By Adela
    On October 4, 2008 at

    Oh please. He was probably bored and cranky – he’s a kid!

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