MADONNA'S KABBALAH WATER NAUSEATES ART CROWD

It’s a Kabbalah scandal! World of Wonder’s recent Madonna themed art show at their storefront gallery on Hollywood Boulevard was a big success BUT there were after-effects. As a tribute to Madonna, Kabbalah water was served to the art crowd. At five dollars per small bottle, it was quite an investment for the gallery. (The water is rumored to come from a Canadian bottling company that also provides familiar cheaper brands) Imagine the gallery’s SHOCK when partygoers complained for days after that the water sickened them. The pricey bottles were examined and found to be way PAST their expiration date! WOW is demanding a refund. Will they get it?

21 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On June 7, 2008 at

   Am waiting for “Kabbalah Air” to arrive on store shelves to go with my Kabbalah water and $26 Kabbalah red string bracelet.

2. By Dusty's cave
   On June 7, 2008 at

   When that nasty whore is in hell, she will be glad to drink ANY kind of water, but there will be none.
   All she has in the way of ‘talent’ is vulgar and filthy and is corrupting the mind of the youth (and many adults.).

3. By Hilda
   On June 7, 2008 at

   Dusty’s Cave is a hater!

4. By Anonymous
   On June 7, 2008 at

   If one does not think the book she wrote several years ago entitled “SEX”, is pure porn, then there is nothing more to be said. But as they say, ‘whatever floats your boat’.

5. By Red Rooster
   On June 7, 2008 at

   Bottled water is for suckers.

6. By Jasper's Goat
   On June 7, 2008 at

   Red Rooster, I agree completely. Also, Kabbalah is for extreme suckers, it is a false cult big time. It has sucked in dumb-a** Madonna totally and also Demi Moore and her toyboy Ashton, along with many other air-head celebs.

7. By Anonymous
   On June 7, 2008 at

   I think celebs who join cults are given the kind of perks an average John Doe will never get.
   Cults are for the weak of mind. Madonna joining one makes sense. Religion and spirituality are free, if you have to pay for it then it’s called commerce. She’s so stupid.

8. By Patrick
   On June 7, 2008 at

   Bottled water in designer containers is the biggest hustle to ever be foisted upon the mindless spending masses. If your in Mexico or Iraq or China it makes good sense, but for us here…HEY STUPID…it’s heavily filtered tap water!!

9. By Anonymous
   On June 7, 2008 at

   A fraud much like her career and her sycophantic followers. intelligent people don’t care about her cult her ill informed political views or her vulgarity.

10. By gerard Vandenberg
    On June 7, 2008 at

    You want fucking scientology water?
    MAKE A NEW “STICKER”.
    that’s the whole thing folks!!
    PEOPLE LOVE IT TO BE CHEATED?

11. By Anonymous
    On June 7, 2008 at

    I prefer the scientolo-water. It tastes better, it has more “Xenu” to it.

12. By I Loathe Madonna
    On June 8, 2008 at

    Bottled water is a big ecological problem. Do some research and drink tap water–it’s better for the planet.

13. By I Loathe Madonna too
    On June 8, 2008 at

    I hope the water made Madonna and her mealy-mouth pod Guy sicker than anyone. They are rich and disgusting and stupid. Money can’t buy class.

14. By Anonymous
    On June 8, 2008 at

    She is lacks confidence and suffers from low self-esteem. She’s a poser. Nothing more nothing less. She’s not happy with herself thus she takes on several personas.
    Another thing: Mad cares a lot what people think about her. And she reads what’s written about her.

15. By Spacelamb
    On June 8, 2008 at

    Bottled water makes me think of the scene in American Psycho (the book, not the movie) where the characters rate the various brands available. They’re so serious about it you would think it was cancer or world hunger they were discussing. Funny stuff.

16. By Anonymous
    On June 8, 2008 at

    I’ve hated Madonna since the 80s. I hate her more now. I hope her kids turn out just like her – good for nothing.

17. By Tired of Lies
    On June 8, 2008 at

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    I don’t think they were sickened by the water. It’s more likely they were nauseated by being presented with yet another shot of that womans wide open crotch.
    .

18. By Anonymous
    On June 8, 2008 at

    1:23 Hate on Madonna all you want, but leave her children out of it. Those poor kids didn’t choose their mother. They can’t help it that she’s a lying, hypocritical, maniacal, full-of-herself, phony joke.

19. By Donatella Dominici
    On June 8, 2008 at

    She has demons.

20. By Neena
    On June 9, 2008 at

    Jaspers Goat and Anon 5:52pm

21. By gumball
    On June 9, 2008 at

    HA-HA

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