MAKE ME LAUGH

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Is David Spade quietly juggling yet ANOTHER bereft divorcee? He likes to step in and console vulnerable women who’ve suddenly become single. Clever Spade makes em laugh – and we all know that’s the best medicine! It worked for Heather Locklear, didn’t it? What Heather doesn’t know is that Dave seems to have turned his attention to the newly vulnerable Carmen Electra. Apparently Dave Navarro wasn’t that funny. Last week Dave and Carmen were seen having an animated conversation, driving together near the Beverly Center in his black Mercedes. The pocket size romeo was also seen with an unidentified woman fitting Carmen’s description, ducking out of one of his favorite hangouts – the Grove movie theater. Last night at the Teen Choice Awards they sat together and “looked absolutely giddy.”
Need we say more?

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8 thoughts on “MAKE ME LAUGH

  1. Spade is a goon…what is it with him and these cute babes…does he have a schlong as big as a horse or what?

  2. That’s the rumor going around Mr Hollywood. Maybe he just knows how to treat a lady right. You can be drop-dead handsome but if you’re an A1 asshole, then looks don’t mean a damned thing.

  3. I’m guessing, he hits them when he’s vulnerable because otherwise he probably wouldn’t stand a chance. Just look at Heather and Carmen. I doubt that either of them would normally give him a second look. I think David is a playa.

  4. wasn’t there a recent story about David and Heather getting high on pills all the time? and Carmen well…I kinda gave her a chance at being considered seriously when she married Dave but since then have found that the girl will spread her legs for just about anybody….

  5. Y U C K
    I hate David Spade
    He is too good for Heather though; if there’s anyone I hate more it’s her.

  6. because his father abandoned his mother and the three kids (david spade has 2 brothers) he is probably unconsciously attracted to vulnerable single mothers as this relieves his guilt. after the psych speel, humour can make a guy more attractive and he probably is good in bed as he is intelligent and has “smart” genes with staying power! wishingful thinking anyway….

  7. because his father abandoned his mother and the three kids (david spade has 2 brothers) he is probably unconsciously attracted to vulnerable single mothers as this relieves his guilt. after the psych speel, humour can make a guy more attractive and he probably is good in bed as he is intelligent and has “smart” genes with staying power! wishful thinking anyway….

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