MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ARE HARDCORE NEW YORKERS NOW

A friend of ours who doesn’t mind paying a hundred dollars for lunch, took a cigarette break outside the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel. When he got outside he realized he forgot his pack and noticed two elegant girls dressed in black puffing next to him. They were oblivious to the California sunshine – dressed in New York layers of very expensive dark clothing and long skirts and dark glasses. He asked one ”Could I bum a cigarette?” “No problem.” She replied. At that moment he realized they were Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, and a family from Texas spotted them and started begging for photos. The Olsens politely declined, but the noisy Texans persisted until the twins put out their cigarettes and went inside. Perhaps they’re in town planning to dress some of their Hollywood friends in clothing from their expensive line “The Row,” for Oscar night. Fashion, rather than acting, seems to be what they’re into these days.

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20 thoughts on “MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ARE HARDCORE NEW YORKERS NOW

  1. The once innocent sweet twins are now HARDCORE alright. They’ve been thru tons of booze, drugs, men, parties, million$, and as mentioned, many packs of cigs. They’ve already lived a full life time. What’s left for them? we think we know.

  2. Why do they always do that, “I just sucked on a lemon,” thing with their mouths? Looks odd.

  3. Where else woud 2 fashion icons live? New York has 4 full seasons there, similar to Canada.

  4. They always look like deer in the headlights. Fashion icons, I don’t see it. Every time I see a photo of them, they look like they’re wearing castoffs from the wardrobe of the Golden Girls.

  5. They always look absolutely absurd, clothes that are too big, stupid pursed lips. Did either of them ever finish college? They are just going to drift and waste their lives.

  6. People that have fashion forward style tend to think outside the box. If you look at some of their past outfits you will see that they were wearing the current trends…..a long time ago. The designer’s look to people like the twins for inspiration. They themselves are designer’s. Yeah they may be over the top sometimes but their style does come around. I am thinking of those ugly fur vests(I wouldn’t be caught dead in one) they used to wear, they don’t wear them anymore, but a lot of others do.

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  7. Oops I tried making a box, didn’t work out so well. Oh well most will get the picture.

  8. The 2 waif’s are wearing what they are told to wear and that’s about as far as it goes. They get paid but have no more input in the decision making than J Lo does on her products.

  9. How can the public possibly TELL what their clothes look like when all WE ever see is black black black baggy engulfing whatevers without shape leaving their stupidly puckered faces sticking out the tops?
    Now add the horrible black raccon eyes and stringy needs to be re-dyed hair. Fashion icons? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

  10. No matter what they wear (which usually sucks) they are never without tons of black mascara, eyeliner encircling the entire eye and maybe false eyelashes. Guess they are proud of their large eyes and want to make them stand out. These girls are really weird, probably because they’ve been in show biz since before they could walk and talk.

  11. True Indy. Makes you wonder if they hadn’t been put on that show, where they stayed for years, growing larger and learning the ways of “show biz” what they would have wound up being/doing. I just wonder how much they would have been “New York Fashion Designers” then? Not likely. And also not likely if they DID manage to move there and make the ATTEMPT to be “designers” that anybody would have actually paid a bit of attention to their ideas as I’ve seen to date. Very plain, common, unfashionable. I wouldn’t wear them in any generation.

  12. yes, there is a special college where you can study and even learn to smile this prudish, folks?

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