MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN LIGHT UP AT NOBU

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen had dinner with two girlfriends at Nobu two weeks ago and a nearby diner noted some of their idiosyncrasies. The four girls shared several dishes and finished with dessert and coffee. Our spy was still eating and suddenly blurted “Oh, I smell smoke. ” He turned and saw the twins both puffing on cigarettes IN the restaurant. Mary Kate and Ashley gave him a snarky look and the host came over and told them “Ladies this is not acceptable.” They meekly snubbed out the cigs muttering “Oh, we didn’t know!” When the four checks came each girl paid separately – the Olsens with black AX cards. Mary-Kate stood up and went to the bathroom and Ashley watched her and turned to the other girls with a wink and said very sarcastically “LIKE CLOCKWORK!” Makes you wonder what she meant, doesn’t it?

22 Comments so far

1. By Anonymous
   On May 12, 2007 at

   she is bulimic. poor thing – thin and ugly

2. By Pat
   On May 12, 2007 at

   Lemur’s are so cute.
   Even the freaked out puking ones.

3. By gerard Vandenberg
   On May 13, 2007 at

   Man, man, man. This is family Dumb and Dumber. I’m curious when their ’special’ way of laghing laughing stops? Thid is the way of looking innocent. But I believe those two are reall BICHES!

4. By Spock
   On May 13, 2007 at

   Are they some kind of experiment with alien DNA that got loose from Area 51 ??? It would be bad enough with one alien freakshow loose on humanity – BUT TWO!!!! Excuse me Captain, but we have detected 2 curious lifeforms on the bio-scanners… Suggest we set phasers to full power…

5. By Anonymous
   On May 13, 2007 at

   They are so fugly.

6. By Patsy
   On May 13, 2007 at

   I don’t think they’re fugly but it is a shame about the whole scarf & barf thing.

7. By NARC
   On May 13, 2007 at

   THERE IS NO WAY SHE IS BULIMIC.
   BULIMICS GET BLOATED AND PUFFY, SHE IS ALWAYS RAIL THIN.
   HER CAMP DID AN AMAZING JOB DIFFUSING THE STORY BUT THE TRUTH IS SHE IS ADDICTED TO COCAINE – SHE WAS BLOWING DRUGS IN THE BATHROOM.
   AND THE RANDOM “THEY ARE UGLY” COMMENTS? THE POSTERS MUST BE TRULY HIDEOUS TO FEEL THE NEED TO SAY THAT.

8. By Anonymous
   On May 13, 2007 at

   They don’t look like lemurs, they look like a couple of bush babies.
   And don’t forget how they let their friends pay for their own tab.
   That’s what the “Like Clockwork” crack meant!
   These two are worth millions, have black Amex Cards, but are too cheap to pay for lunch!
   I’m surprised they didn’t walk out & stick their friends with the bill!

9. By billie
   On May 13, 2007 at

   They are cute, but they always look like they are hypnotized or in a trance.

10. By sasha
    On May 13, 2007 at

    Oh Patsy-these 2 chicks are living proof that if you have money and are famous then there are some whacked out peeps who say “MK and Ash are just so gorgeous”
    They are straight up fug

11. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    I’ve had bowel movements hotter than these two fugs. They are ugly and they know it.

12. By Anonymous
    On May 13, 2007 at

    narc….totally could be true.

13. By lana
    On May 13, 2007 at

    the only truly natural blondes out there are children. after childhood, its from a bottle in the salon or from the drugstore. they have really dark roots.
    these two girls have had quite a life already for being so young…they have been in the public eye since they were babies. it must be a weird life they live.

14. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    FUGLY FREAKS…

15. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    SINCE WHEN DOES HAVING MONEY ENTITLE OTHERS TO EXPECT YOU TO PAY THEIR WAY? MY AUNT HAS SERIOUS DOUGH AND EVERYONE ALWAYS EXPECTS HER TO FOOT THEIR BILLS. I REMEMBER ONE TIME BOUGHT DINNER FOR US AND SHE GOT TEARY EYED AND THANKED ME LIKE FIVE TIMES AND I KNOW IT IS BECAUSE HARDLY ANYONE EVER TREATS HER – AND THAT IS HURTFUL TO HER.

16. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Narc, You don’t know what you are talking about. I was bulimic for years and never once was I bloated and puffy. The point of being bulimic is to be thin, not puffy you moron. I could care less what they do, I just think YOU should know what you are talking about b4 you act all high and mighty about your wrong knowledge!!

17. By Anonymous
    On May 14, 2007 at

    She is bulimic. A friend does the same thing after meals – it’s like clock work. She needs help but won’t admit it. Very sad to watch.
    Also, I have a couple friends with large trust funds. I never discuss their money situation and I never expect them to pay for anything for me. I make my own money and I’m friends with them because I like them. If they started paying for everything then the balance of the relationship is off. The problem with so many celebs is that they pay for their friends and the “friends” become leaches.

18. By Patsy
    On May 14, 2007 at

    What is the difference between beibg bulimic or anorexic?

19. By Patsy
    On May 14, 2007 at

    Sasha, seriously, I can’t think of many in Hollywood I would consider fugly. Maybe they’re not hot, Maybe not pretty, but they sure aren’t fugly. Plain? okay. But not fugly.

20. By Wayne Geddes Pland
    On May 15, 2007 at

    Nice creative writing attempt Janet. This story is the biggest fabrication you have ever attempted. “They didn’t know” that you can’t smoke in a restaurant in L.A.? Ha ha hhaaaa. nice one Janet!11

21. By gerard Vandenberg
    On May 17, 2007 at

    Mrs. Dumb and Dumber seen here are so totally fake! This is really beyond imagination but there is one thing the two Uglies are able to do: Shop and hoping they will drop!

22. By bitchsssssssss
    On May 17, 2007 at

    I would really like to see what all of you look like.
    HOT HOT bitchssss

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