MATT LAUER’S ACCUSED MISTRESS USED TO BE A MAN!

Nothing makes a cheating scandal more sensational than a female who used to be a man! Matt Lauer was accused by the Enquirer of cheating with a woman named Alexis Houston who claimed to be Whitney’s cousin. As it turns out, Page Six has revealed that Alexis is neither related to Whitney OR 100% female. In 1996 Whitney took legal action against a man who called himself Wellington Houston and used her famous name for fraudulent purposes. Since then he changed his sex and continues to claim he/she is Whitney’s cousin. How “Alexis” managed to insert himself into the Matt Lauer cheating accusations is unknown, but we’re sure he’s loving every minute of it. Alexis held a press conference with Gloria Allred (did SHE know?) to dramatically deny any affair with Lauer. We wonder if Matt sees the humor in all this.

Posted by Janet on May 27, 2010

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  1. By Li'l Off Broadway
    On May 27, 2010 at

    Whatever. Matt looks like a 3rd class slimeball. Annette should kick him out and get all $$$ she can, ’cause he thinks he’s God’s gift to females and he will never change.

  2. By Palermo
    On May 27, 2010 at

    If this doesn’t convince Matt to keep his wee wee in his pants, nothing will

  3. By SebastianCanada
    On May 27, 2010 at

    I never liked Lauer, and never saw why he was so famous. Good to see that bubbles always eventually burst.

  4. By captain america
    On May 28, 2010 at

    being black and american was a punnishment.
    SO THEY HAD TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING……….

  5. By Lenny
    On May 28, 2010 at

    I for one would have never thought this was a man. Tell us men keep your penis at home where it belongs.

  6. By MamaSan
    On May 28, 2010 at

    I’m waiting for some of his lovers to come forward with a little evidence of his cheating, a little evidence that needs to be fed, burped, and diapered (and supported with big bucks). I’m surprised it hasn’t happened yet. Maybe then Annette will know for sure he is a scuzbag serial cheater. BTW, when someone calls him a hunk, I almost barf, teeheehee.

  7. By Strom
    On May 28, 2010 at

    Dont tell Eddie Murphy or he will be all over this tranny like Matt never could be. These are big time AIDS spreaders.

    What’s with all these pop up’s?

  8. By Rita
    On May 28, 2010 at

    LOL @ don’t tell eddie.. janet..you should know better…it’s neither/nor either/or.

  9. By clementine
    On May 28, 2010 at

    I love it! I guess where there’s smoke, there’s fire, so I imagine there must be *something* to these rumours. i don’t know much about Matt Lauer, but I’ve heard he’s been cheating for a long time, and I’ve read that he was quite active during the Olympics in Vancouver…crazy!

  10. By Natalie
    On May 28, 2010 at

    What is wrong with women who bang other women’s wives? Can’t we all get together in a sisterhood and agree not to do this? Is it that hard to find a single man to sleep with?

  11. By chi chi
    On May 28, 2010 at

    The shemale is the one who ‘leaked’ the story to the press in the first place. Mission accomplished, look at the press that fug is getting.

  12. By Gettin wiggy wit it
    On May 28, 2010 at

    Matt never accepted his hair loss. That’s at the root of his issues…. that other NBC reporter dressed in women’s panties to deal with having to wear a toupe.

  13. By biscuit
    On May 28, 2010 at

    @ Gettin wiggy wit it….Yes, the so-called hunk has always been very vain and especially about his hair. I wish Annette would wait ’til he’s asleep and buzz what little he has off with a razor. It shouldn’t take but a minute. He can wave byebye to the little bit he has been nourishing, probably with expensive creams and treatments. lol

  14. By SebastianCanada
    On May 28, 2010 at

    I thought I was the only one disturbed by that emerging chrome dome. The makeup people and cameramen on the show must have been praying for ages for Lauer to either get a wig or shave it off – the sprigs of hair on the top of his head must prevent powder from being applied, because his pate always looks greasy and sweaty. On camera Lauer looks like a hamster with the mange.

  15. By Reta
    On May 28, 2010 at

    As for the person on the left: Nice redish- pink vinyl curls of cellophane SOMETHING… cause it sure as hell ain’t HAIR! What IS that crap????!!!!!!

  16. By Mookie
    On May 29, 2010 at

    LOL@hamster with mange. He does look rather squirrelly in that pic!

  17. By Strom
    On May 29, 2010 at

    Is the black sports dyke still on Today too?

  18. By dandy lion
    On May 30, 2010 at

    The two-timing cheating heathen will be paid back sooner or later for breaking his marrige vows. Exodus 20:7….”Thou shalt not commit adultery.”

  19. By Li'l Off Broadway
    On May 30, 2010 at

    There’s talk all around the water cooler amongst the staff at NBC….. gossip that Matt has, um, affection for Natalie Morales and Jenna Bush. And lo and behold it was in the latest National Enquirer, plus pics of him partying at the Olympics and at his many assignments around the world. Gossip/rumor? Who knows? He does have a proven history of whore-mongering.

  20. By right
    On May 31, 2010 at

    always believed matt was a pole smoker

  21. By Sabrina
    On June 2, 2010 at

    Can someone please explain to me why a guy like that chases trannys? Does this mean he’s a closet homo because I assume that shemale does have a pole eh? I don’t get this at all.

    And what on earth do they do with trannys? On second thought, maybe I don’t wanna know.

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