An innocent visitor from England (who also happens to be hot looking) told us this amusing story. Recently an LA friend took him to a birthday party at Guy’s. The Brit knew nothing about celebrity karaoke. They had a few drinks and his mate pointed to a group of girls, one of them had her back to them. He said “There’s my friend Lindsay – go get her attention. The English guy strolled up behind “Lindsay,” tapped her on the shoulder and said hello. She turned around and the guy was horrified to realize it was fierce looking Lindsay Lohan. (He said “I had a People magazine cover flash in my mind!”) Lohan gave him a snort and a contemptuous side glance and bolted RIGHT away, leaving her friends slack-jawed. The girlfriends looked the guy up and down like he had just walked out of a high school science class, and one said in a thick valley girl accent “EWWW- YOU’RE WEARING A SWEATER!” The embarrassed stranger shrank back and punched his friend for setting him up. SO high school.