Photo Credit: Buzz Foto

Melanie Griffith turned up at Green Door for Prince’s private performance with two of her kids- Dakota Johnson, 18, and Alexander Bauer, 23, pictured here. Alexander’s father is Steven Bauer (“Scarface”) but we think he looks a lot more like Dakota’s dad Don Johnson. Hmmmm…
Note: Thanks to eagle eyed readers, we have learned that this is in fact, Jesse Johnson, the son of Don Johnson and Patti D’Arbanville! Makes a lot more sense.


Posted by hoodlum on April 11, 2008

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30 Comments so far

  1. By nina
    On April 11, 2008 at

    holy cow- he looks NOTHING like Steve Bauer ! At first glance I thought how much he looked like the young Don Johnson !

  2. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2008 at

    You got to be kidding me! That is Don Johnson’s son. They are twins. I am sure her mother has told her that!

  3. By Gorky
    On April 11, 2008 at

    He def looks like the old has-been Don Johnson. Side-note: Melanie’s lips are huge and hideous…too much filler.

  4. By gerard Vandenberg
    On April 11, 2008 at

    I think when you’re a FAGGOT you will love the SUCKER!!

  5. By Ryan Oceanwave
    On April 11, 2008 at

    Melanie is quite the train wreck. I wonder if her kids are as messed up as she is.

  6. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2008 at

    How many times has young alexander been to rehab?

  7. By Anonymous
    On April 11, 2008 at

    I’m sure while she was married to steven, she was spreading her legs for don.

  8. By Bu
    On April 12, 2008 at

    Just Like Shilo Jolie Pitt looks like Jonny Lee Miller So does Alexander look like Don Johnson. Hummmm?

  9. By babygreens
    On April 12, 2008 at

    Holy crap! I thought he looked like Don Johnson before I read the blurb!

  10. By Sham Pain
    On April 12, 2008 at

    Come to think of it, I have not seen Mr. or Mrs. Antonio Banderas do TV, movies, plays or anything for quite a while. Guess they had millions stored away.

  11. By Melanie's used up!
    On April 12, 2008 at

    Like everyone else, I thought he looks exactly like Don. And Melanie is and was a huge slut. She’s always slept around ALOT even when in a relationship. That is so Don’s son!!

  12. By yeah yeah yeah
    On April 12, 2008 at

    Geez, Janet, I am a fan but you’ve made a HUGE mistake here. That is JESSIE JOHNSON son of Don Johnson and Patti D’arbanville. But we will cut you some slack cause it’s hard to remember where these kids all came from with all the sleeping around Don and Melanie have done!!

  13. By Anonymous
    On April 12, 2008 at

    Yes he is very handsome and his dad is Don.

  14. By wouldn't youliketoknow
    On April 12, 2008 at

    when are you printing an admission of a mistake??

  15. By kassy nova
    On April 12, 2008 at


  16. By Priscilla
    On April 13, 2008 at

    Hey Janet! I think your hugely insinuating mix up deserves more of an apology than that lame note you posted underneath your original comment. You should apologize in capital letters and include a photo of the real Alexander Bauer.

  17. By Scooby Dubious
    On April 13, 2008 at

    Wow. Jesse is the spitting image of Don (when he was still young and pretty and f*ucking the pants off Melanie — who was barely out of Junior High School).
    Knowing Melanie’s utter lack of self-control and her questionable (at best) judgement, I wonder how she’s been able to keep her paws off of young Jesse — assuming she has, of course. LOL

  18. By Anonymous
    On April 13, 2008 at

    Actually, if you look closely, I think one of the Baldwon brothers had a hand in this boy. Look at him!!!!No Don Johnson in there…

  19. By Rose
    On April 13, 2008 at

    I have read that in 1972, right before 15-year old Melanie got involved with 22-year old Don Johnson…he had an affair with her mother, Tippi Hendren!
    Tippi and John co-starred in a film together and got very close in those freewheeling times.
    Then Don got interested in Tippi’s daughter.

  20. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    So this guy is not hers but she has 3 kids from 3 different fathers very nice.

  21. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    ^^^ I am not aware of any single-user vaginas.

  22. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    So, if Melanie Griffith-Johnson-Bauer-Johnson-Banderas and Jesse Johnson ARE dating, where’s the harm in it?
    It’s not as if they were related by blood, and the way they’ve managed to keep their love “all in the family,” so to speak, is really rather sweet.

  23. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Get it together, Janet!

  24. By YANCY
    On April 14, 2008 at

    I don’t mean to be mean but is he RETARDED?

  25. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Janet, you are my favorite part of Fox News!
    Rock On, Girl!

  26. By Melanie does em all
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Yancy-he’s just drunk and high, remember who his parents are, after all! Melanie got him trashed so she can ride him and pretend he’s young Donny.

  27. By Twin Peaks
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Mel is a sex addict. She has been “around the block” (as they say) 1000’s of times. Antonio may be tired of her..after all, he left his sweet looking wife for this older and older-looking skag.

  28. By Anonymous
    On April 14, 2008 at

    ^^^ Jeebus!
    Tough crowd in here.

  29. By Doctor sees the whole picture
    On April 14, 2008 at

    Truth is always stranger than fiction in the wild anything-goes world of Hollyweird.

  30. By Casonia logenberry
    On June 28, 2011 at

    I have never seen the guy but alexander has to have it hard in life..Because he is going to be harrassed and followed around for life!Because who his parents are and people just want to know him..Because they want to take advantage of him and use him for what they can get and that life for him is going to be really hard and of course having stranger come up to you has to be the most frustrating thing in the world.


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