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This might be the “optical illusion “ look that Kim Kardashian was hoping for the other day when she wore that black and white dress. Of course the slenderizing illusion of Melanie Griffith’s pants is not surprising because Mel is slim to begin with. She was blessed with a naturally great figure. Melanie spent a happy afternoon shopping at Barneys.


Posted by Janet on March 28, 2012

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  1. By allyson rowen taylor
    On March 28, 2012 at

    She stills looks like she had too much plastic surgery. However, her hubby is dreamy!

  2. By Muffie
    On March 28, 2012 at

    OMG!! This is what you call being “blessed with a naturally great figure”. Seriously! She looks like my great Aunt Connie, (whom I love & admire very much) who is 83, and lives in a nursing home. Her legs look twigs that may snap at any moment. Not attractive at all! IMO

  3. By Reta
    On March 28, 2012 at

    Muffie, you are SO correct! Janet must be LONg overdue for an eye exam if she thinks THIS is a “great figure”. If I were her hot hubby I would be getting her into SOME kind of treatment, either for drugs or anorexia (or both) coming from her history. She could star in the remake of the Wicked Witch of the West!

  4. By Leo
    On March 28, 2012 at

    One look and that outfit made my eyes hurt!!

  5. By Reta
    On March 28, 2012 at

    PS: She used to come in my antique store when I had it years ago and she was very snooty while shopping. Then she’d drive away in a big old Rolls Royce when she left, like she was hot shit. We used to think “you’re no better than we are, just because you have money doesn’t make you better”.

  6. By forrest gump
    On March 28, 2012 at

    she already lives in the land of illusion.
    yep: THAT’S CALIFORNIA, folks!!

  7. By XYZ
    On March 29, 2012 at

    She got BANDERAS by occult practices. And no, its no joke. It all goes back to 1995, while both of them plus DARYL HANNAH were filming “TWO MUCH”. BANDERAS fell for HANNAH first, but bitchy GRIFFITH was mad about the Spanish actor. To turn the things in her favor she went to her fortune teller/magic woman and asked her to get BANDERAS only for her. Shortly and suddenly, ANTONIO found MELANIE more interesting than DARYL. I never saw her appeal or her talent, GRIFFITH is just another case of nepotism. And a real bitch. Somebody should remind her she’s 54, not 24. Even a blind realizes she’s desperate to keep her Latino lover to herself. Still u wanna tell me that in 17 years, ANTONIO didnt sleep with anyone else but with this saggy piece of HOLLYWEIRD trash? I find it hard to believe he never banged SALMA HAYEK for instace. Just good friends, work buddies? ANTONIO&SALMA are a match made in heaven, and curiously enuff both married the wrong persons. I can only hope ANTONIO will wake up.

  8. By XYZ
    On March 29, 2012 at

    Ironically, in TWO MUCH, the characters played by ANTONIO&DARYL end up together, while in real life it happened just the opposite…

  9. By June
    On March 29, 2012 at

    Uhm, I’d like to get the phone number and address for that fortune teller. I got a lot of stuff I need taken care of.

  10. By Denise
    On March 29, 2012 at

    LOL June.

  11. By The Hammer
    On March 29, 2012 at

    The drinking and drug use just took it’s toll on her face and body. She doesn’t look very good.

  12. By wms
    On March 29, 2012 at

    Blessed with a great figure? The woman has had so much work done how can you tell?

  13. By hello
    On March 29, 2012 at

    God bless antonio banderas for fucking this dried up prune. I hope and pray his wife is laughing her ass and living well off her money.

  14. By Walt Cliff
    On March 29, 2012 at

    Something tells me that JC howls with laughter when she writes some of the posts out for us to comment on. She’s a smart cookie and knows exactly how to poke our cages. lol


    by the way, I get the fortune teller after June. 🙂

  15. By Kitty
    On March 29, 2012 at

    lol June, me too


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