MICHAEL JACKSON AND MACAULAY CULKIN: SECRET DEAL?
We can’t help but notice that those new pictures from TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin - after he saw Home Alone. (see top photo) They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblence.
Posted by Janet on February 1, 2007
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2007 at
WELL..THEY LOOK LIKE CUTE KIDS….WEIRD LIFE…BUT CUTE KIDS…
By todd
On February 1, 2007 at
I’ve always wondered who the father might be – not Michael, that’s for sure.
By spy
On February 1, 2007 at
Eeeewww! That’s a gross theory!
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2007 at
please oh please say it ain’t so. i’d be worried about a pediophile having children. how can debbie rowe sigh away her maternal rights for money and let a molester raise her kids.
this is so wrong.
omg the macaulay culkin sperm donor question? gosh, for that to be true, how old was culkin when he supposedly became a sperm donor?
he named two boys of his both prince michael. and calls one blanket. really isnt there a child protective services out there somewhere??
By Cujo
On February 1, 2007 at
Let’s put it this way. There’s no way that a self-mutilated pervert like Pedo Pan actually had intercourse with a woman.
I can’t believe someone hasn’t taken those children away before they’re damaged beyond repair.
By Hedda Bopper
On February 1, 2007 at
Has anyone at all checked in on the mental state of these children? They were bought like high priced puppys by a man that has been brought up on charges against young boys twice before.There is NO way these kids are his,I dont care how white he is now,This man was born a black man,so wouldnt the kids if they were his be somewhat mixed? Someone needs to step in and do a dna test here.I smell trouble for the son here……Oh No!
By Hedda Bopper
On February 1, 2007 at
Has anyone at all checked in on the mental state of these children? They were bought like high priced puppys by a man that has been brought up on charges against young boys twice before.There is NO way these kids are his,I dont care how white he is now,This man was born a black man,so wouldnt the kids if they were his be somewhat mixed? Someone needs to step in and do a dna test here.I smell trouble for the son here……Oh No!
By Hedda Bopper
On February 1, 2007 at
Has anyone at all checked in on the mental state of these children? They were bought like high priced puppys by a man that has been brought up on charges against young boys twice before.There is NO way these kids are his,I dont care how white he is now,This man was born a black man,so wouldnt the kids if they were his be somewhat mixed? Someone needs to step in and do a dna test here.I smell trouble for the son here……Oh No!
By Bev
On February 1, 2007 at
Michael Jackspn is a train Wreck that has gone off the tracks down the side of a hill and in the river.Sad weird lil man.
By Madge
On February 1, 2007 at
Born a poor black boy,turned into a rich white woman.
By Anonymous
On February 1, 2007 at
Both Macaulay & Debbie Rowe are very pale caucasians. These kids are dark brunettes.
Who the hell knows who their parents are, poor things.
By Mickey D
On February 2, 2007 at
Whaaaat??? Culkin can’t be that nutty?!!!
By Anonymous
On February 2, 2007 at
Now this is pure ol’ creepy.
By Anonymous
On February 2, 2007 at
I feel so sorry for these kids – they just don’t stand a chance of ever being normal. Do they even go to school with other kids? SAD, SAD, SAD. How can Debbie Rowe live with herself? She sold her kids and had no regard as to their upbringing. It’s always the kids that suffer for their parents sins.
By bobmoo
On February 2, 2007 at
Michael Jackson is definately not a Pedo. End of story. Anyone saying otherwise just didn’t pay attention during the trial and didn’t see the case against him get exposed as a vindictive fraud attempt by the mother and Sneddon (she’s in jail right now. haha !!)
Whether these kids are genetically his or not, well, that’s another story.
Also, even if they’re not genetically his offspring, he is definately there father for all the important reasons that matter. He looks after them, protects them and cares for them like any real parent does….
By Heche
On February 2, 2007 at
It was always reported Michael was boning Culkin so maybe there was a trade out….maybe now Culkin and Michael will have a child together.
Does Janet Charlton really get paid for all this garbage??
By justme
On February 2, 2007 at
I just had a horrible thought. The two children each have a nose that is very sharply turned up.–like Michael’s. You don’t suppose that he had them operated on , do you?
By mj's white glove is really dirty.
On February 3, 2007 at
i would almost believe anything to do with michael jackson.
That guy who was promoted to abc nightline needs to do another expose’ on mj.
He is a pedophile and drug addict. clearly he has no common sense and is probably very unstable and unsafe. i predict that his kids will be on some kind of talk show in the future talking about how messed up their upbringing was. as far as the plastic surgery on the kids, geez i wouldnt put it past him.
michael jackson lives a completely self absorbed, selfish existence. He is absolutely an unfit father.
By Tall D
On February 4, 2007 at
Culkin is no longer playing the girlfriend in Mike’s bed….these kids no doubt came from a tube somewhere though!
By Anonymous
On February 5, 2007 at
Michael Jackson probably stores all the sperm from his victims in viles.
By Atia
On February 5, 2007 at
Michael Jackson is not the biological father of those children.
He really needs to stop fibbing about it.
By Anonymous
On February 5, 2007 at
I can’t WAIT for these kids to grow up and be insane adults. You know they can’t be normal with that freak raising them. What a weird and twisted childhood.
By Fronkia
On February 10, 2007 at
You need your eyes tested Janet Chartlon. Those children don’t look anything like Culkin, he’s ugly, they are not.
By muchmellow
On October 13, 2008 at
you guys are mean you kno thatif you were mj you would have a hard time like he did from the trial they are al LIES EVEN THIS THING IS A LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BELEIVE ME I KNOW LOTSI MET HIM BEFORE HE IS A NICE GUY HE IS THE NICEST PERSON I HAVE KNOWN
By Anonymous
On March 10, 2009 at
Why don’t you people just leave michael alone.
By Anonymous
On March 10, 2009 at
why don’t you just leave michael alone.
Hasn’t he been through enough.
you people treat his just awful.
By Anonymous
On March 10, 2009 at
Thank you to the people who support michael.
He has been through enough.
I just hope he can forgive this country for what they did to him.
This country was just terrible to him
By Anonymous
On March 10, 2009 at
Michael:
I hope someday you can forgive America for what they did to you.
Don’t pay attention to what this country has to say.
A lot of people love you
By Meg
On July 26, 2009 at
Anonymous stop flooding the comments board. Yes, Michel was not a pedo, neither was he a heavy drug user and he didn’t have any plastic surgeries. That’s what he said in the Bashir interview, correct?