MICHAEL JACKSON AND MACAULAY CULKIN: SECRET DEAL?
We can’t help but notice that those new pictures from TMZ revealing Michael Jackson’s kids back up our theory about who the REAL father is. It’s been obvious since day one that these kids don’t share Michael’s genes. Maybe that’s one reason he keeps them wrapped in burkas. WE remember the days when Michael was absolutely besotted with Macaulay Culkin – after he saw Home Alone. (see top photo) They became inseparable. Michael didn’t have much in common with Mac after he grew up, but they remained friends. When Michael talked Debbie Rowe into having children for him, WE theorize that he also talked young and impulsive Mac into donating the sperm so he could have his own set of Home Alone children. There IS an eerie resemblence.