MICHAEL LOHAN COULD BECOME A REALITY STAR

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Lindsay Lohan’s nightmares might be coming true. That is, the nightmare about her chatty father Michael getting his own reality show. Michael originally pitched the scenario of a “Lohan Family” series but naturally his exwife Dina and kids vetoed THAT idea. But Michael didn’t give up – he had reality cameras follow him through his divorce court battle with Dina and he’s got some entertaining footage. Insiders say that ex-jailbird Michael is an interesting enough character to have a show without the other Lohans. (Although he’s likely to drag them into it, somehow.) The show’s being shopped around as you read this.

Posted by hoodlum on August 27, 2007

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  1. By Anonymous
    On August 27, 2007 at

    What some loser parents will do for the all mighty dollar. Even if it means screwing your own daughter! He no doubt will NOT win father of the year. The mother Dina is just as bad. I’m sure Dina does drugs like Lindsay. They are both CokeWhores!

  2. By get rid of the lohans!
    On August 27, 2007 at

    It does make sense, though. Media whore mom dina and media whore no talents lindsay and ali would likely have a media whore father.

  3. By Anonymous
    On August 27, 2007 at

    Lindsay is doomed, she never had a chance.

  4. By Anonymous
    On August 27, 2007 at

    The shows name has just been disclosed- It’s going to be named “Loserville”.

  5. By Anonymous
    On August 28, 2007 at

    How could such an ugly mother
    f…… pelon. (Spanish for baldy) produce such a beautiful daughter? Dinah must have been doin the milkman.

  6. By Anonymous
    On August 28, 2007 at

    Isn’t there a deserted island somewhere to send these losers (plus Lindsay, Paris, and Brittney) so we’d never have to hear about them again?

  7. By Margo Channing
    On August 28, 2007 at

    He and his whole dysfunctional clan need to move to a deserted island and never bother us again.
    We’d never hear this jailbird or his crack-ho ex speak again and Lindsay might not kill anyone in a drunken rage.

  8. By Anonymous
    On August 28, 2007 at

    You know he will get in a fight over his daughter and have his face bashed in right?

  9. By Anonymous
    On August 28, 2007 at

    he’s hot I’d do him

  10. By for GOD"s SAKE!, Michael - MOVE ON!!
    On August 28, 2007 at

    Well — I guess I can see him APPEARING on a show of some sorts — but why would ANYONE ever want to call it a “reality” show? I think it would quickly degenerate into a “his-side-of-the-story-here’s-the-dirty-laundry-about-my-coke-sniffing-wife-and-how-she-ruined-me-and-robbed-Lindsay-and-drove-her-with-alcohol-and-drugs-and-is-the-cause-of-all-her-problems-and-mine-and-she’s-ruining-the-other-2-kids-lives-which-is-why-I-should-have-custody” show . . .
    show? I can’t see it becoming anything more than opening up old wounds — which Lindsay is trying to recover from, and re-releasing demons

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