MICHAEL PHELPS WOULDN’T MIND JUDGING A BEAUTY PAGEANT

Gold medalist Michael Phelps was ALL OVER the Miss California pageant at the Riviera hotel in Palm Springs last month and he had the time of his life flirting with many of the contestants. He had a full backstage pass so the swim champ could prowl all around the event. Besides dating beauty queens, Phelps has become somewhat addicted to beauty contests. He loves everything about them and can’t get enough of them, so he arranges to attend as many as possible. The girls never fail to give him a warm reception.

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  1. the gold medalist in being an american super loser isn’t allowed to come any closer to these virgins.

  2. Damn chillins, that tall drink of hot trade has Mama’s Mussy shivering like a chihuahua in a snow drift.

    His steaming stalk is certainly welcome in my warm reception area.

    Woof!!!

  3. Mrs. Patrick Campbell, your ribald comments never fail to make me laugh.

  4. He is so unfortunate looking, and dumb as well, he really messed up all his endorsements

  5. It’s probably against regulations for Mike to be associating with the contestants otherwise the slant eyed ones would certainly be willing to give up the beaver in exchange for more attention.

    Mike looks a litle sheepish like he was just caught with his hand up her gown!

  6. Ok, pageants are so weird. Remember Carrie Prejean? I thought the bigger gossip/scandal/legit news story was that the California pageant PAID for her to have a boob job–so that she’d win. Instead, she spouts off Christian anti-gay marriage rhetoric, and she is lambasted and her true ugly intolerant and bitchy personality put the final nail in her grave.

    So I say this Michael Phelps……tread gently at those…..pageants.

  7. What a socially ignorant goof. He should wrangle an invite to the Playboy mansion if he wants to mingle with the real professional beauty queens.

  8. He needs to read up on the downfall of Mike Tyson.
    Those chicks have no brains and no clue.

  9. He will fall for every beauty contestant and for every groupie that is stalking him; the groupies hoping to have his kid so they will be set for life, demanding at least $25,000 per month child support. His extreme fame and fortune has turned him into a “kid in a candy shop”. Ain’t this the truth.

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